NO MORE TEARS TANYA (Enough Is Enough)

Well, after last night, I have only just managed to contain myself and bathe in the fabulousness that is Tanya Turner. She started off with tears, talon like nails and Louis Vuitton luggage before being attacked and her nails being ripped off! Following that Tanya tried to 'big up sista' with inmate Darlene Cake and even attempted to 'git down' with Darlene's favoured taste in Rasta music. This scene was priceless and will have to go in my TOP 100 FABULOUS TV SCENES list - along with the Dynasty Moldavian Massacre and the Melrose Place building being blown up by nutty Kimberly with Amanda Woodward (Heather Locklear) still in it.

Well Tanya being the resourceful gal she is, rallied and managed to fit into one of her signature outfits and of course the requisite lipgloss. All of this while manipulating Darlene, chatting up bent screw Fenner, seducing the doctor and then kicking him out in her own inimitable style "Go on! Piss Off!"

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This isn't the end of her in Bad Girls though, Costa Cons, Phyl and Bev (Stephanie Beacham and Amanda Barrie) thought they were going to be questioned for murder but infact it was our Tanya who's been arrested. Amanda Barrie managed to steal the show by fainting when the cops came in! Stephanie Beacham gave one of her SuperBitch trademark glares that only she can do and hurrah, the camp factor increased ten fold, just when I thought it couldn't get any more divine.

Bring on tomorrow's episode with even more darting eyes and lipgloss! Go on Tanya!