ANGELS OF MERCY

So Deborah the nutty bitch came back from rock festival T In The Park yesterday and last night, outside her house, her car was stolen. It was found at 4am this morning with all the windows smashed and and emptied of everything in it, her boyfriend seemed upset that all their camping gear had been nabbed aswell - personally I prefer camp, not camping. Unless I can find a tent with a proper floor, ceiling, four walls, heating, correct seating and electricity i ain't doing it.

In more exciting news, I may be getting my DVDs of Melrose Place after all!! Hurrah hoist the flags!! The girl emailed me to say that the DVDs are being sent as payment has been made. Just to answer my calling anyway, FTN - A really bad digital TV channel are bring back Melrose Place starting Saturday. Thankfully I don't have plans so may organise a Melrose party where we all down a shot every time either Alison drinks or Amanda wears a short skirt. On either count I imagine I'll be pretty sloshed.

Decided that during the week I am rather blah at times cos I'm working so rounded up the girls for a night at the flicks tomorrow to see Mean Girls and hopefully some cocktails ala Moda to look at cute boys and pout a lot.

Have been reading a lot of blogs and seeing as mine is High Camp, am going to do my first ever Top 5!!

TOP 5 TV BITCHES



5 - SABLE SCOTT COLBY Stephanie Beacham capitalized on Joan Collins success by becoming The Colbys resident viper. She slept with her husband's enemy, Zach Powers, tried to get her mother in law admitted to an asylum for being incompetent, tormented the life out of her sister, Francesca. Then on Dynasty, she tried to ruin Alexis, slept with Alexis' lover, Dex. Uncovered treasure which resulted in Blake being shot and Fallon being trapped underground and she took over a hotel.



4 - ANGELA CHANNING - Poodle permed Oscar winner Jane Wyman ran Falcon Crest with steely determination. She battled Jacqueline Perrault, Melissa Cumson, Chase Gioberti and Richard Channing who was actually her son. Married off her nephew as a business deal, stole Falcon Crest from Chase, fought with dull Maggie, married herself off for money, sent her daughter to a convent and still kept control of Falcon Crest!

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3 - KATHERINE WENTWORTH - Morgan Brittany in Dallas was the perfect nemesis to saintly Pam. In her time in Texas she shot the man she loved, tried to then poison him whilst he recovered from the shooting, caused her sister's divorce so she could get Bobby (the man she shot) Slept with JR, refused to save her brother from financial ruin, escaped prison and finally killed Bobby - although that was actually a dream! Finally she whisked burned Pam out of Dallas forever without even a goodbye to the family!



2 - AMANDA WOODWARD PAREZI BURNS MCBRIDE Like Joan Collins in Dynasty, Heather Locklear saved sinking Melrose Place. She bedded most of the male cast except the gay one! Battled Hodgkins without losing a hair from her L'oreal sponsored head, made life a misery for Alison, bought the apartment building, staged various coups at D&D, threw her ex husband over a balcony, almost had a lobotomy, made everyone's life hell and eventually faked her own death!

And Numero Uno.....




1 - ALEXIS MORELL CARRINGTON COLBY DEXTER ROWAN Joan Collins turned Dynasty on it's head. She arrived testifying against her ex husband Blake, moved onto the Carrington grounds, married Cecil Colby on his deathbed and took over Colbyco, hid Blake's longlost daughter from him for almost 20 years, shot at Krystle's horse causing her miscarriage, almost burned to death in a cabin with Krystle, banished Kirby from Denver for being a poor servant girl, married the hunky Dex Dexter, bought the Carrington mansion from under Blake, fell off a balcony, drove off a bridge because mascara was in her eyes and took countless bubble baths and was just generally the vixen we all aspire to be!