HOT MCHOTT HOT

Spent a sunkissed afternoon trawling the shops with Cameron and his ex Peter. He was a lovely guy and easy on the eyes aswell. He is really into yoga, reiki and had just left a salon's float tank - How very Zen-like but he's a fun guy and him and Cam seem to be getting on even after a split. The talent in town was fucking fantastic although I think my gaydar has gone to hell. All the straight boys are confusing me because I can't tell if they're straight or gay.

Saw a guy last night who is sex on a stick. The kind of guy who looks like he'd drag me up an alleyway on the first date, pull my hair and call me 'bitch' Anyway I saw him again outside the Diesel store this arvo looking soooo fetch with a pair of Miami Vice-like sunglasses. I'm willing to overlook that fiesta del failure because he was so damn gorgeous. Cameron says that he used to work in Polo and has lost a tonne of weight, if I have enough to drink next time I see him, I may just slip a digit!

Stewart called because he's back on Wednesday from his 4 months down under. I can't say I'm creaming myself at his return but it will be alright to see him back - if only because it means an end to his pissy moaning over the phone that I've been hearing for the last 6 weeks.

Spoke to a guy online that I've snogged a few times - he's texted me during the week and he's got a massive dick. I was still sitting on the fence because I didn't know if I liked him. Well tonight sealed the deal - it turns out that he's a funeral director! He is so NOT getting his stiff near me now - I think - kinda - maybe!

I'm having a BN (Beauty Night) after I finish my hot date with the ironing board. I went to Lush and bought some new bath bombs and exfoliater so just chilling out with Melrose Place. My Melrose Place quote of the day is thanks to Ms Woodward

Amanda to Alison
AMANDA - My first instinct was to fire you aswell. But on reflection, I realized that was way too easy. No, Alison, I'm going to do to you the way you did me. And when I'm done, all that you'll be left with is that proverbial wish.... that you'd never been born.

And that my darlings - is how it should be done!