ALL ABOUT EVE - NO, ME ME IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!

*******SIMPLE QUESTIONS*******
1. FULL NAME: Jaimie Alexander Horne
2. NICKNAME:Jemima Biscuit, Dirtybiscuit, Caress Morell, Cassie
3. EYES:Green
4.HEIGHT: 6'
5. HAIR:Light Brown - Not jonjay bitches!
6: NATIONALITY:British - God save the Queen
7. DO YOU LIKE TO SING IN THE SHOWER?: Is the pope a catholic?
8. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD VOICE?:Def not
9. BIRTHDATE:12/04/1979
10: HOBBIES:Dancing, bitching, dancing, bitching, drinking, bitching
11: COUNTRIES TRAVELLED:USA, France, Canada, Majorca, Cyprus, Gran Can, UK
12: RELIGIION:I answer only to boners and myself
13. RIGHTY OR LEFTY:Right
14. WHAT DO YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP?: L'amour, Passion, Sex, Trust, Friendship and Laughs

*******FAVORITE QUESTIONS*******
15: FOOD: Italian (quel surprise)
16: DRINK: Water, Spunk, Irn Bru, Vodka n Orange
17: COLOUR: Blue
18: SPORTS TEAM: Got to be the Teddy Bears
19 MOVIE: All About Eve, Dark Victory, Mildred Pierce, Jezebel
20. SONG: What Do I Have To Do - Kylie, Aint No Mountain High Enough - Miss Ross, Giving Up Giving In - Oor Sheena Easton
21. BAND/SINGER: Kylie, Diana Ross
22. TV SHOW:DYNASTY
23. ACTOR:Orlando Bloom
24. ACTRESS:Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, Joan Collins
25. PLACE: Las Vegas
26. NUMBER: I could say 69 to be tacky but must be Number 1
27. CARTOON: She-ra of course
28. DISNEY CHARACTER: Wicked Witch in Sleeping Beauty
29. SPORT: Tennis, Athletics and Grant Hackett swimming!

*******LOVE LIFE ETC*******
30. DO YOU PLAN ON HAVING CHILDREN?: Do I hell - they cost too much and I've got porn to buy
31. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?: It's a quaint idea but can't see it! A commitment ceremony is even quainter if only to find out who I'd commit to and who'd commit to me!
32. HOW MANY CHILDREN YOU WANT?: If I was to father children I guess 2
33. ANY NAMES?: Girl - Taryn (my lezzer cousin's called that but I won't hold it against the name, it's lovely. Boy - Brody (just a cute name)
34. SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE?:Marriage?!!
35. DO YOU HAVE A BF/GF?: Not for a loooooonnnnngggg time
36: ARE YOU IN LOVE?: Other than with Bette Davis - no!
37: HOW MANY TIMES YOU BEEN IN LOVE?: Just once - i think

*******EITHER-OR (PICK WHICH ONE YOU PREFER)*******
38. MUSIC/TV:Music
39: LIGHT/DARK:Dark - for the fabulous lighting!
40.BLUE/GREEN:Blue
41.PURPLE/PINK:Purple - just like my towels
42.SUMMER/WINTER: Winter. J'adore the cold
43. NIGHT/DAY:Night although sometimes day if I make the most of the day
44. FOOD/DRINK:Food
45. LOVE/LUST:Love for special people ie the "soulmate" and close friends, lust for a bit of bo-ragging!

*******ALL ABOUT YOU*******
46. WHAT SPECIAL SAYING DO YOU HAVE?: "Is your dick as cheesy as your smile" "Fresh-air fortnight" "Follow this you bitches"
47. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING/OR PLAN TO?: I run my own dance school and am just starting to work for Halifax Bank of Scotland
48. HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN DRUGS?: I'm taking the fifth - all im saying is I'm a boy of the world and have tried more than than my share - most things!
49. WHAT'S A MAJOR TURN-ON FOR YOU?: Someone to make me laugh and who knows when to compliment me!
50. HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO ON A FIRST DATE?:I don't kiss and tell. Well I do and it depends on the person but on my 1st ever 1st date I went almost all the way - what can I say, a hardon's a hardon! Though it depends on the person I guess!
51. THE PERSON YOU KNOW WHO IS....
*MOST BLONDE: Mabel
*BEST PERSON: No such thing! Got a lot of best people
*NICEST:Depends how i feel at the time and who I'm bitching about!
*FUNNIEST:David/ Lyndsey Gaja
*HAPPIEST:Julia - she makes me sick shes so content
*LOUDEST: Tina for his tantrums
*STRANGEST: Used to be Jon for not coming into Julia's and wanting to sit in the car - thankfully he's moved on. Now strangest would have to be some of the randoms I've met like the guy at the sauna who wanted me to lick his balls which I did and he shot without even jerking himself - that was strange!
*MOST CARING:Family definitely, Marilyn and Jim - unconditional
*SMARTEST:Mum
*BEST PERSONALITY: Like personality traits in all my friends - I relate to them all separately giving them all fab personalitys (most of the time hags!)
*BEST ALL-AROUND PERSON: Got to be me! Nothing like self loving!
*MOST SEXY: Nicola Fleming is a stunner although don't see her much anymore. Guys - Whoever Im lusting after that day either in Polo/Sauna/street!
*MOST TRUSTING: David, always likes to think the best of people even when they do bad things like pour chloring in the jacuzzi and tell him it won't hurt his eyes!
52. WHICH PEOPLE ARE YOU OPEN WITH AND TRUST THE MOST?: All my friends but sometimes open and trust them with different things and at different times.
53. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SOUL MATES?: Would like to think so the optimist in me says - never say never!
54. IS IT RIGHT TO FLIRT IF YOU HAVE A BF/GF?:I can do it but the person I'm seeing better not think about it - petty? Of course!
55. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU CRIED OR GOT TEARY ABOUT?: Rewatching the last episode of Sex`and The City last week. The scene with Magda and Miranda and then the scene when Charlotted finds out about getting her baby! Blub like a baby
56. WHAT'S SOMETHING ABOUT GUYS/GIRLS YOU JUST DONT GET?: Guys I totally get unless I fancy one of them then Im at a complete loss!
57. ARE YOU HAPPY?:Kinda, could be happier but what's the fun in being too content, then I'd have nothing to be nasty about!
58. WHY?: Why not!
59. WHAT CAN'T YOU LIVE WITHOUT?:laptop, mates, pasta, and most importantly my mum, dad and even my brother
60. WHATS UR AMBITIONS?: To be a success to myself in all aspects of my life - may aswell reach high girls!
61. SILVER OR GOLD?: Why have cotton when u can have silk?!! Silver - golds tackier!
62. DIAMOND OR PEARL?:Pearl necklace (couldnt resist) but Diamonds every other time
63. SUNSET/SUNRISE:Sunset, the stars come out at night
64. HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY-DIPPING?:No
65.WEIRDEST PLACE HAD SEX? the green at Renfrew golf course although to a lot of people, the sauna is pretty wierd, i like to think of it as fucking in another persons home!
66. DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS?:None, except my piercing wit!
67. TATTOOS? Never - think they're vile
68. WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?: Some bizarre camp hi - nrg track that I know but cant put my finger on and cant be bothered getting up to check that artist
69. IF YOU COULD HAVE A SPECIAL POWER WHAT WOULD IT BE? To read other peoples minds
70. WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?: NYC of course
71. WHO DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH?: Dont have a clue but part of the fun is finding out who im not going to be spending the rest of my life with = want to be surrounded with my friends and family for ever i suppose
72. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Their wardrobe - so many fiesta del failures and ladies, horizontal stripes work for NO - ONE!
73. YOUR SPECIAL TALENTS? Dancing, cock sucking, being incredibly bitchy
74. FUNNIEST JOKE YOUVE HEARD? I crack the jokes or at least tell them badly
75. NEXT ALBUM YOU GONNA GET?: I'll download it - Alcazar - Dancefloor Deluxe
76. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS OR GLASSES?: Niether, use to wear glasses
WHAT'S THE WORST ADVICE GIVEN TO YOU?: Cant remember
78. HAVE YOU EVER WON ANY SPECIAL AWARDS? Dont get me started on my jigging awards!
79. WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?: To live well and enjoy life to my fullest
80.THE WORST ILLNESS YOU EVER HAD?: Glandular fever
81. DO YOU LIKE FUNNY OR SCARY MOVIES BETTER?:Funny
82. ON THE PHONE OR IN PERSON?: In person but sometimes phone is fun - Stewart is AMAZING at phone!
83. HUGS OR KISSES?: Was not a kisser but being reformed slowly, sooner air kiss with a slight hug, to keep that haughty air!
84. LAST MOVIE SEEN:? 13 Going on 30 = Nothing like a cheeky chick flick to make me smile!
85: IF YOU DIED TOMORROW- WHO WOULD YOU LEAVE EVERYTHING TO?: My wardrobe to whoever wants my tat. My Dynasty collection to a museum so you bitches dont tape over it. All my Hollywood books to Jon so he can learn how to be truly fabulous and not kinda trying to be fabulous. My cds to julia/david and stewart to fight out, porn to Stewart/david. My lighting to Julia cos she knows that good lighting is paramount!
86. WHAT WOULD YOU BUY IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY? Real estate, vacations, Manolo Blahnik strappy sandals, new teeth and a nose job and make sure my family have no worries and invest a helluva chunk of it
87. WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?: Losing my family/ friends and death I guess. Hate to see people suffer close to me except if I've caused it then they probably deserved to suffer a bit (not like illness or death or anything that severe)
88. WOULD YOU RATHER BE RICH OR FAMOUS? Rich because as with Paris Hilton, money can buy fame if u want it badly enough!
89. WHAT TAKES OVER YOUR THOUGHTS? Blah question!
90. IF YOU HAD 24 HOURS LEFT TO LIVE, WHO WOULD YOU SPEND THAT TIME
WITH? Everyone of my family and friends- have special private moments with them all and get all sentimental - maybe also to people who ive hated but never told them - may as well if ive not got long to go!
91. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?: No, Popsy my beloved rabbit died many moons ago
92. WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?:Cameron
93. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT PERSON?: He laughs at my bitchy comments which is always a good thing and he's a total nice guy - not a bad word to say about most people, maybe I notice it cos I say a lot of nasty things! He's like my opposite in some ways!