70 - DINNER WITH SMITH - Season 6 of 'Sex & The City' started well and regained it's form. This was confirmed when Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda and Samantha went for dinner to a restaurant called "RAW" All the food was uncooked, Samantha had a dish however that she wanted - hot!! The waiter caught her eye and what made this scene fabulous was Samantha's quip that she needed a napkin because the waiter was so hot her seat was now damp! Dirty bitch but that's why we loved her!
69 - TRAVIS RETURNS - 'Savannah' had a top notch steamy first year with affairs, kidnap, murder and betrayal. Evil Peyton had discovered her mother had killed Travis, the man she was she was having an affair with - as you do! That story arc had finished and Peyton was getting her claws into Tom Massick when she was walking home. She heard a noise from outside her house and a figure emerged from the shadows, Peyton dropped her keys and screamed "TRAVIS!" Back from the dead! Well actually it was his twin brother Nick Corelli who was a lot nicer than nasty Travis and actually survived the rather blah 2nd season.
68 - SOULMATES - In 'Sex & The City' Carrie had turned 35. (I dread the day) She was alone on her birthday and sat like a sad sack for hours. Eventually she and the girls met up and their usual coffee shop for chew and chat. With a tear in her eye, Carrie admitted she didn't want to be alone forever. this touched a nerve and Charlott being the good Girl Guide that she is, suggested that the 4 of them could be each others soulmates. It was a very touching scene and a defining moment for me from this fabulous series.
67 - BOBBY'S POSTHUMOUS AWARD - At the Oil Baron's Ball in 1985, Bobby Ewing was announced as Oilman Of The Year - only he had died a few months earlier. Barbara Bel Geddes returned now as Miss Ellie took to the stage in a black sequined floor length number and with a dry tear introduced Pam to take the award on behalf of Bobby's son, Christopher. Pamela had a divine white Versace dress, dripping in crystals and gems she let the tears flow but her makeup never faltered. She also announced that she couldn't sell Christopher's half of Ewing Oil to Jeremy Wendell and deny his legacy. JR was stunned as bejewelled Pam told him that she wasn't selling to him either but would see him the morning - Partner!
66 - FIRE AT WENTWORTH - 'Prisoner Cell Block H' was winding up for a big season finale and the writers decided the best thing to do was burn Wentworht down. All the prisoners were involved as Queen Bea Smith decided to finish off Joan Ferguson for good. She lured 'the Freak' into isolation whilst bad gal and personal favourite Chrissie Latham started a small diversionary fire in the library. Margo Gaffney decided to spice things up by lighting a Molotov cocktail in a cupboard full of turps. All the while, Bea and Joan battled it out. Bea knocked Joan out who in turn woke up and knocked Bea out. The gates locked because the fire burned through the alarm system leaving Bea and Joan on opposite sides of the gate only Bea had the keys to set them free. Joan managed to get Bea awake as smoke started to engulf them, Bea laughed and said that the two of them were going to die in there! Needless to say they did get out but Prisoner was rarely as dramatic as this scene!
65 - GWEN & THE ROSE - 'Titans' Gwen Williams aka Victoria Principal aka Pam Ewing aka founder of the Principal Secret Skincare Range (sidebar - I love her infomercials) was in the garden of her Beverly Hills home when arch enemy Heather played by a cocked up Yasmine Bleeth started trading insults. Gwen being the delicate soul she is when pruning her garden handed Heather a rose with a warning "With every thorn - you'll find a prick!" and promptly chopped off the rose head! Fabulous!
64 - JO & AMANDA TAKE A HOSTAGE - There had been some worries around Melrose Place about a peeping tom. Amanda and Jo found the man and rather smartly tied him up and jokingly tortured the guy. I almost felt sorry for the man when Amanda threatened to cut his eyes out and even Jo found that a little extreme. They did however make a good double act before handing the dirty old man over to the cops.
63 - CABIN BURNS DOWN - Alexis and Krystle in 'Dynasty' had to work together for a change at the end of the 82 - 83 season. They were lured to a cabin on the Carrington estate under the false pretenses. When inside they were locked in and the cabin was lit up by an unknown arsonist. The two frnatically tried to put the fire out but to no avail and they lost the rag with each other in a big way - However they were left panic stricken as they thought there was no way out - and so did the viewer until next season when hurrah they were saved and Joan Collins had miraculously been given a new shorter haircut!
62 - TANYA, CONRAD & AMBER - 'Footballers Wives' upped the sexual shenanigans when they almost had a threesome on screen. Heroine of the show Tanya Turner was in Thailand securing a football deal and fell for hot striker Conrad Gates. She went to his hotel to seduce him and his wife Amber walked in. Rather than being horrified, she suggested a bit of group sex. Tanya was horrified and made a sharp exit but not before setting off a fire alarm and screaming "Stick this up your sari!!"
61 - TANTRIC SEX WORKSHOP - In 'Sex & The City' Charlotte made the girls attend a tantric sex workshop because her latest beau had fallen asleep during sex! They giggled a lot whilst Charlotte took notes as their Eastern European lecturer handled her aged husband. She kept it going until a climax was inevitable and the old codger shot a big load all over Miranda's face! Very funny if only to see ginger Miranda dripping!
Saturday, October 16, 2004
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