MR RIGHT & MR WRONG

I could go on and bitch that the guy I've been kinda seeing sent me a text at 1am this morning saying he didn't think it would work out because we're "very different people". How lame.

I could also go on about the fact that I held off sex for nearly a fortnight with this guy and when I did manage to get him into bed he kept his t-shirt on to hide his bitch tits. Yum Yum.

I could also go on about how when I managed to unzip his trousers, his dick was shaped like a carrot. Thin at the base and thicker at the head. Different.

In all seriousness though, I'm a tiny bit disappointed as it was fun seeing somebody and knowing stuff about them like their name and being interested in what they had to say about Vicky Pollard. But there's plenty more cock out there and I'm sure some of it's shaped like a carrot aswell!

The girls :- Cameron, Jon, Stewart and David have been full of the chat because now they think I can go to the sauna and get fucked rotten without any pangs of guilt. I think I will. Some people are horrified by the fact I go to the sauna for the occasional bang but it doesn't bother me, I like a bit of dirty sex with strangers who have a bit of a kink - like the guy who was into licking my armpits or the English guy who looks like Martin Freeman from "The Office" lay face down on a mattress (it definitely wasn't a bed) and said "Massage...." I whipped my towel off and duly did it minus any oils so it was a kind of dry rub. Then he commanded "Lick me balls...." being a forward thinking kinda boy I duly starting licking and within 30 seconds and without touching himself he came all over my hair!

Being single has it's plus points and I have to say that the dating thing was interesting and I've learned that there's more to men than sex - not much, but a bit. And I guess when you find someone that you have a true connection with then that's just fabulous. Until I meet that person I may aswell rack up some more numbers! There's nothing wrong with looking for Mr Right but sometimes Mr Wrong can be even more interesting....