Tuesday, December 28, 2004

TOP 100 FABULOUS TV SCENES 50 - 41

50 - BILL'S STABBING - 'Prisoner Cell Block H' was only 2 episodes in when it had it's first and some might say best riot. Bea Smith and Franky Doyle were tussling for Top Dog position and they were finally let loose on each other with most of the officers involved aswell. Bea thumped Franky to the ground and shouted "All right! Who's next?!!" and then pathetic Lynn Warner screamed as she saw Bill Jackson on the ground with a pair of scissors through his chest. Bill died and Chrissie Latham admitted stabbing him after Bea cut her hair off!!

49 - JIM MEETS SHELL IN AMSTERDAM - 'Bad Girls' ventured to Europe on a stag weekend and Jim Fenner found his old adversary, Shell Dockley, dressed in a French maid's outfir wearing a massive inflatable strap-on dancing in the Cabaret Cum Bitch GoGo. Before Shell knew it she was bacnged back up at Larkhall giving officers handjobs for money.

48 - KIMBERLY RUN'S MICHAEL DOWN - 'Melrose Place' finished their second season with Kimberly starting to reach nutty standards. She was rejected and hurt by lover Michael so she donned a blonde wig, stole his car and ran him over outside the hospital, framing his ex wife Jane for attempted murder

47 - JASON TURNER'S DEATH - 'Footballers Wives' was a TV success but it's main player Cristian Solimeno wanted out - Jason stormed to the top of the mansion swigging from a bottle of champagne but slipped and was left hanging - a mystery murderer then smashed the bottle against Jason's hand causing him to fall to his death. We had to wait til next year to discover that it was silly Chardonnay Lane Pascoe who had done it - although she herself died from anorexia! Fabulous!

46 - THE WEST WING SEASON 2 FINALE - President Bartlet had admitted having MS ventured to a press conference where the tension was mounting as to whether or not he would be seeking another term in office. Viewers were kept hanging by his answer for a whole summer. Superb acting from all cast members made this whole storyline arc excellent.

45 - BODY IN THE POOL - Cliff Barnes in 'Dallas' turned up at Southfork to find a body floating in the pool. He dived in to save the person and looked up to see JR peering over from the broken balcony where the person had fallen or was pushed. Cliff called to him "She's dead" We didn't know who it was but producers filmed 3 actresses in the pool. Linda Gray's Sue Ellen, Mary Crosby's Kristin and Victoria Principal's Pam were all victims to stop the storyline ending getting out. Mary Crosby was leaving the show so after hiatus it was Kristin who had mysteriously died at Southfork.

44 - SYDNEY AS JUNGLE JANE - Poor Sydney in 'Melrose Place' was strapped for cash and besides tending bar at Shooters and earning a living as a call girl she ventured in to the world of pole dancing. Dressed in a tiger print bra and panties she took to the stage as 'Jungle Jane'. Things were going well until she spotted Michael, Matt, Jake and Billy out on Billy's stag night. She didn't last long in that job so went back to hooking!

43 - ALEXIS MEETS HENRY KISSINGER - At the Carousel Ball in 'Dynasty' producers filmed a few guest shots with President Ford and Henry Kissinger. Alexis casually bumps into Kissinger and says "Henry, I haven't seen you since Portofino!" and waltzes off. Joan was fabulous as ever but said that Henry gave her a startled look as she said the line and later said he had never been to Portofino. Joan laughed it off and said "It's only acting Henry!" Classic

42 - SHARON RETURNS TO EASTENDERS - Peggy Mitchell had to sell The Vic after Frank left her. A mystery buyer organised a party to celebrate the takeover. Peggy arrived wanting to find out who it was. From behind the bar, her old adversary Sharon Watts smiled sweetly looking glamorous as ever "Bet you never thought you'd see me again?!" she smiled! Peggy was raging and tried to slap Sharon but couldn't reach

41 - LA DOULEUR EXQUISE - 'Sex and the City' had the girls head to an S&M club. Samantha insisted they all get kinky so Charlotte turned up with her hair in kinks! A waiter brought the wrong drink so naturally Samantha made him bend over and spank him for being bad!

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