HOMO HEIGHTS

Did I ever mention that my apartment block is crawling with batty boys. I was nosying out my window tonight and saw 5 of them arrive home from work. Now my downstairs neighbour Craig is gay as is his flatmateand yesterday I saw the 2 guys on the first floor leave their 1 bed flat with the dog. I've also received mail for the bears who stay above David that listen to Abba a bit too much at 3 in the morning. Or David's hot neighbour across the landing who opened his door to his tubby Aids badge wearing vile boyfriend wearing only a tight tshirt, pyjama bottoms and a gorgeous smile. Or even the guy that lives at No 18 with his ex who's got chin issues. It's positively Homo Heights.

I've been recuperating from my fluish time catching up on The Young and The Restless. I love the theme tune to this. It's the piano bit that plays at the start of Mary J Blige's No More Drama's. It's called Nadia's Theme and it's fab. Right now, Nikki Newman (she of the year long painkiller addiction) is thinking of going to the police confessing to the murder of a man when she was 5. She's now at least 50 and sounds incredibly nasally and she's 'praying for the strength to get through this". Brad Carlton who is sex on a big hunky stick is trying to push Victor out of Jabot pronounced shubo as in Bo-Selecta because Ashley hired him to save the company but he wanted to sack Brad who's now planning a counter attack. And a cute guy in a tight top just appeared!! I fucking love daytime soap operas.


This is David Fumero who's in 'One Life To Live'


CHOCOLATE THUNDER!!! It's Shemar Moore who plays Malcolm Winters in 'The Young & The Restless'


Grayson McCouch plays Dusty Donovan in 'As The World Turns'

My God those American hunks get me moist - I think I need a napkin to dry my seat.