Monday, January 10, 2005

I TAKE IT ALL BACK

The funniest thing ever has just been witnessed. Celebrity Big Brother has been on for a few rather uneventful days until today - just to spice things up producers introduced a new housemate - Jackie Stallone!!!!

This is fabulous because her ex daughter in law Brigette Nielsen is also a housemate. Jackie is a clueless old bird who has no idea about the idea of Big Brother - she didn't realise she had to sleep in a dorm with the other housemates and cried "Do you guys live like this? For fuck's sake!"Jackie is talking about different sides of the brain we use as Brigette says 'shit' and 'oh god' a lot whilst chain smoking feverishly!!

Jackie just mentioned that she read palms for women in a Philadelphia prison and didn't need a gun! By the way if you're in a cafeteria and notice someone, the first thing you should pick up on is their thumb! Life according to Jackie.

Example
EMOTIONAL WRECK

Example
WRECK WRECK WRECK

Jackie's started bitching about Brigette already saying she's got no class to the other housemates whilst Brigette is having mild apoplexy in the Diary Room. I predict Brigette going mother fucking crazy at her ex mother in-law and Jackie trying to read her palm!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jackie Stallone is magnificent.

But I'm actually dropping you a line in case you hadn't seen this:

http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=2717

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Jon said...

Brigitte was on Te Surreal Life, and there was this scene where she was walking around in a thong. My eyes, oh, the pain!!!