He then entered the house with head held high and introduced himself as Kemal and shrieked at all the women calling them 'Diva! You are Fabulous" I think that word may be overused a bit this year in the show.

KEMAL THE QUEEN
Another houemate who's in my opinion a bit too big for his boots is Craig.

CRAIG THE CUNT
He's a bitchy 20 year old who runs his own hairdressing salon which apparently is a huge achievement and he enjoys 'destroying other people's lives'. Now call me daft but he's giving us homos a bad name. I can be as nasty as the next person and not like people and be vocal about it. I like to think I've got a certain je ne sais quoi whereas this guy was just sounding like a wanker - desperate for attention and attaining a certain notoriety for being a tough cunt. Well it's just not cricket and I only hope that Kemal puts him firmly in his mulleted place or chav Lesley who is clearly Vicky Pollard's long lost sister cracks the whip with Cuntish Craig and slaps the shit out of him. Lesley is soooo like Vicky Pollard that she even mentioned that girls giver her 'evils' - Chavtastic!
Add in a White Witch, a finalist for Mr Italy and a 70s tribute dancer who is the only cheeky looking one and all in all looks like it's going to be an interesting year in Big Brother where I'll be hopelessly addicted to it again.
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