COUNCIL FACELIFTS EXPLAINED

I was checking my counter stats to see what people have searched as phrases and found links to my site, it's a tad worrying.

The most popular search has been

BACKLESS DRESS

However things get seedier and seedier and stranger with........

BANGLES WANKING
CUM SHOTS VERY OLD PENSIONER
BRITNEY BANGING HERSELF
GUESS WHO'S TITS
WANKWORTHY
PETER PETER COMPULSIVE EATER
MUM FOUND ME WANKING
CARE NURSES WANKING OFF OLD MEN
CAMP TIPSY 2004
POPPERS CHINESE RIMMING
and my favourite

COUNCIL FACELIFT!!!!!!

Some people are clearly disturbed but it's all good in a strange way cos at least they're reading even if some are into cum shots of pensioners or rimming chinese guys whilst sniffing poppers!

For the uninitiated, a council facelift is when someone who tends to wear her hair pulled tight back in a scrunchie - feeling sick yet?! - and their hair pulled so far back with the citrus scrunchie and red elastic bands that their face is pulled to give them the look of a facelift, they do, however tend to wear drainpipe blue jeans and a tan bomber jacket with a pocket in the sleeve for their 10 deck of cheap fags.

It's a sweeping generalisation but all in good fun - kind of.