Monday, May 23, 2005

SHE'LL NEVER FIT

I've heard some of the wildest dialogue in the past few days; in the final episode of this season's Desperate Housewives Mary Alice was trying to dispose of a dead body in the living room by puttin it in the toy chest. Her husband claimed "She'll never fit." Mary Alice blithely replied "Then we'll make her fit"

She's a resouceful woman that Mary Alice. And snaps to Marcia Cross for a truly amazing scene when she was cleaning the wedding silver:- I hear an Emmy!!! This season has been utterly fantastic and desperate and hilarious and so cleverly woven and now we have to wait til September for answers. As Mary Alice said in her final monologue,
"I not only watch, I cheer them on, these amazing women. I hope so much they'll find what they're looking for. But I know not all of them will. Sadly that's just not the way life works. Not everyone gets a happy ending."
Ooooooh!! Inspired!

Someone I know(who shall remain nameless) said something the other night which had us in stitches. He's kinda been seeing a guy who's a total bottom, he kinda wants to bottom himself although sees himself as a versatile guy. The versatile guy stood and contemplated the situation for a minute and said it may not work out. I asked why and his reply: -

Jam and Jam do not make a scone.

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