YUM YUM BRUNO

I had such an up and down day at work it was like riding a black dick for hours, kinda fun and kinda painful although I've come out stronger and more knowledgable. I can't wait for the weekend, Cam and I are heading to Burly on Saturday which will be a different kind of night- rough bears, leathers and countless nipple rings. The music will be dirty and the surroundings filthier. My neighbour Steven laughed when I said I was going as it's a kind of butch night for 'men who like men' with emphasis on the men. I may adore Kylie and appreciate a firm ass rather than bitch tits but I also like 'men who like to be men'. I went with a guy a few weeks ago (the short one) who was straight as they come apparently but had a penchant for Barbra Streisand. I listened to Barbra and Celine's 'Tell Him' the other day and have to agree that they are fabulous.

Why is it that in the gay community a lot of people frown on the more effeminate men or camp? I thought that as a gay man who is camp and sometimes stereotypically so, it wouldn't matter what kind of music I liked or how I used my hands would matter but apparently it does. I have no hangups really about how camp I am and never apologise for it but I still wonder why men have this hangup. Answers on a postcard please!

I watched Kath and Kim which was hilarious, Kath was talking about celeb diets and said that Madonna Guy Ritchie and Jennifer Pitt Aniston was on it as was 'Courteney Loves Cocks'. Kim then told Sharon to 'your nose out of my emotional holes'. Footballers Wives Extra Time is on next where the characters get shirtless a lot and say 'fuck' and we get to see some flaccid cock. Last week, Aneeka Beevor (I kid you not) stuck a hoover on her boyfriend's dick so he could get a thrill. We also saw sexy, murdering Bruno Milligan with his pecs out a lot and Seb Webb baring his ass, all in all trash and camp at it's best!