PRINGLES

So I've been quite the socialite this past weekend. By socialite, I mean I ventured into town for a few nights out. On Friday I headed out for drinks with some friends from work, it was all rather blah blah but I got shitfaced with Jon in the Polo. Royally. Jon cut me a deal, because I tend to leave the party early - too early sometimes, Jon said he would only go out if I promised to stay out til closing at 3am. He's a sly fox sometimes but in the end, I was thankful for this not so divine intervention as it was a cracking night. We had some rather dodgy shots, called 'An Abortion' This was a mix of tequila, goldschlager, baileys and some other red substance. Well I practically had the baby there and then as it was so strong. I danced the night away and was thankfully protected from some falling ceiling in the nightclub when a hot guy I know was dancing behind me. I've never been so glad to have a man at my behind in my life. The falling ceiling was due to some rather exhuberant members of the River City cast. For the uninitiated, River City is a rather addictive Scottish soapie with some of the worst acting and storylines this side of Knots Landing. I did a post about it a year ago and I have to say I actually make a point of watching it - religiously. The characters are wildly drawn out and there's some semi glamourous women and men, the totty count has increased since it started. The actors and actresses are so glamourous aswell, David saw two of the girls shopping and lunching a few months ago. But the sexy boutiques of Glasgow's Italian Centre with Versace, Gucci, Prada and Escada weren't their bag - they had their sunglasses and killer boots on strutting through uber discount store Primark. Only in Glasgow!!

So after the invasion of the skanky soap stars, I had to relax on Saturday but Sunday went to the flicks with Stewart. We went to see 'Mrs Henderson Presents' with Judi Dench, Bob Hoskins and the sexy as all fuck, Will Young. He won the first Pop Idol contest but is so far removed from that, it's untrue. Mrs Henderson becomes a widow and just for kicks, buys a theatre and hires Bob Hoskins to run it. Things go well but she decides that to keep takings up, they should have girls nude on stage. Will Young strips off aswell and we get a glimpse of a cock that looks just like a big tube of Pringles. Bob Hoskins on the other hand has a little less penis than sexy Will and it wasn't too aesthetic. Stewart said that it would be rude not to go for a drink, cut to me, 4 hours later tottering up the road with Stewart more than 3 sheets to the wind. The unexpected nights are always the best and I did manage to see a guy that Stewart had been with chatting up a guy who I had been talking to online - he had a bit of a fetish to be a patient whilst I'm a doctor, he wanted me to 'glove up' with the latex gloves and insert a digit. Somehow it didn't translate for me but I'm game for most things so proceeded with the roleplay and somehow it felt terribly kinky seeing him out and about - minus the latex and theatre blues!!