I just got a package through the door and it's my Lady Bunny dvd I ordered a week or so ago. For the uninitiated, Lady Bunny is a New York based drag bag hag who runs the annual Wigstock festival. She always does a star turn with parody medleys of songs for the audience and her dvd is full of them and shitloads of oneliner jokes that are rather crude ie:-
Q. How does a gay man fuck a pussy?
A. He shits in it first.
Lady Bunny is rather vulgar with her tone but incredibly funny and has her tongue firmly in her cheek, or someone's cheeks. I hughly recommend everyone to got to her website Lady Bunny.net to get a taste of what she has to offer - it might taste of shit but it'll make you laugh!
I only wish there were more people like Lady Bunny in the world, with their beehive wigs and psychedelic outfits and Southern belle accents.
Speaking of ladies, this lady was enthralled last night as I went to a dinner dance for Scottish Dancesport. I go every year with my dancing teacher and it's all terribly very. Each year they somehow manage to drag up some top Latin or Ballroom dancers to demonstrate. I was fortunate enough to meet them last night and the Lating dancer guy got my mancunt dripping wet, I practically had a snail trail. He was called Aleks and came from the Ukraine. He danced with some tramp called Lisa, they were married but I'm sure it was only so Aleks could gain British citizenship. Well Aleks had a body to die for and smouldering eyes that bored into my mancunt whereas Lisa was rather drab and had stocky legs. I wished them well for dancing so wonderfully although to be honest, I'd sooner have seen Lisa fucking off so Aleks could show me his best moves, alas it was not to be and I tottered on home rather drunk without my wannabe Ukraine lover lover man!
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