Joan Collins 2 episode stint on Footballers Wives has been a blast. Whereas the first episode seemed a bit tired, Joan cranked it up in her own style blasting all the cast around her and showing them what she's made of. Joan herself has been utterly fabulous in interviews praising Zoe Lucker's Tanya Turner both onscreen and off and berating her lothario lover saying he had skinny legs for a footballer and that he got huffy when Joan was given a dressing room and he wasn't!
A few barbs from her episode included...
TANYA - Thick skinned, me
EVA - Maybe you should use a better moisturiser
EVA - What manners have they taught you in slut school?
TANYA - I was made for the opera
EVA - Panto more like
EVA - Don't fuck with me Tanya, if you do, you'll lose, every time!
EVA - You're a pathetic excuse for a man - you deserve each other! You're both ten a penny but there'll only ever be one Eva De Wolffe and don't you forget it!!
In more Joan news, I was out for a while and bumped into a guy called Craig I know. He's in his late thirties and works as a trolley dolly for BA although it would be fair to call him more a wagon dragon than a trolley dolly. He is also going to see Joan in her one woman show next month - as am I!!
He got chatting about all things Joan and mentioned the last time he had her on a flight, she was simply divine. Apparently she always has the same seat and is a real charmer. One woman in first class was complaining that she couldn't get her fur in the first class wardrobe and was creating a fuss. Joan turned round and went into her wardrobe, took out her own fur, put the ladies' fur in her place and proceeded to roll her own fur into a ball and stuffed it in the overhead locker and smiled to the cabin announcing "Quality fur doesn't crease" She later mentioned to Craig that her own fur was actually a fake.
On top of this, Joan looked like a Dynasty throwback in many ways as she was promoting her new show in America with Dynasty's very own Linda Evans in "Legends!" It's about two ageing actresses who are forced to work together for the money and the mayhem that enuses. Linda and Joan looked wild in red dresses straight from Nolan Miller's Dynasty collection and both beautifully bewigged!!
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Alas, Caress, I was out an missed Joanie's second episode; I'm gutted. I read the Joan Collins diary in the Mail today and was rocking with laughter; it was hilarious!
I couldn't believe they got Joan to say "fuck" on national tv. NOBODY says fuck on Footballers Wives, it's all "shitting" this and "bleeding" that.
Mind you, it was a bit of a comedown for her. She plays a sicko who loses out to Tanya. And Joan, I love you, but stay away from the low-cut tops.
Shoulda pushed Tanya in the swimming pool when she had the chance.
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