EVERYBODY NEEDS SLUTTY NEIGHBOURS & NICE TEETH

So I returned to the gym a few times in the past week and also met that hottie from last week, the other night in Polo with his boyfriend! Damn him - he's such a lucky cunt! Anyway, we were chatting and he seems very nice and again he was in class tonight and we had a wee blether although I must've looked like a total kagina. Class was over and I looked like a lobster all sweaty and redfaced as I worked my bobby socks off and really enjoyed it and we were walking to the locker room talking about the weekend and his boyfriend (blah blah - get your cock out mister!!) so anyway I completely forgot what locker was mine and I tried a few and got a red flashing light - ie not mine - so just as I was about to whip off my clothes and hit the shower and get a good swatch of his body, I had to excuse myself and head to reception to find out exactly what locker I had. Now this made me look like I was either scared of getting my cock out for him or that I had actually followed him and just wanted to an ogle which in a sense I did!

So it was all fine and he's yummy and so are the other people in class - they all scream and get into the workout and it makes it all the more fun - I almost let out a "Whoop" myself but instead did my bog standard "Stake It UK!" from Will and Grace. Naturally I was a tad quiet with that for fear of looking like a total dork in front of the entire class and the hottie with the nice teeth - he did have a heavier ass though which is absolutely fine - however he's so out of my league, I can only look on and admire his hairy chest and perfect smile and his cock swinging in his shorts.

I also think my neighbour has gone a bit mental - I've lived next door to her for nearly three years and very rarely hear her but we do say hello as we're heading to work or pass each other on the stairs. But the most curious thing has happened - I think she's taken a lover or four. The past few weeks, every time I've gone upstairs there's been a pair of work boots and socks sitting outside her flat door. I thought she had a workie for a lover but then the other night there were the work boots and socks AND another pair of dress shoes. Now I know she may have a thing about not getting dirt in her flat but I know she's got wooden floorboards which make it much easier for cleaning dirt. And why two gentlemen callers? One with boots and one with patent leather from Topman I noticed as I passed. Then last night there were the work boots AND a pair of trainers. Now these were all men's shoes. So I've come to the strange conclusion that she could be a hooker or into threesomes or she's in a realtionship but has issues with having one partner and dirty shoes. Maybe I'm the one that needs help by actually jumping to these conclusions!!

On top of all this, I managed to go out on the lash on Friday and Saturday night and get rather merry with David on Friday and again with David, Jon and Cameron on Saturday. We went to a house party which was quite nice and I felt terribly grown up - most of the people were around my age and they were all rather nice although after a while it was time to leave and head out dancing which I did til the wee small hours and thoroughly enjoyed myself. I watched Sex and the City and Sarah Jessica Parker said it was always best to leave the party when it's cresting and we still have our good graces and I firmly believe that - besides there's only so much small talk a girl with a big mouth like me can handle.