Monday, September 10, 2007

SOMETIMES LUBE ISN'T THE BEST POLICY

I was walking home last night from a jaunt at the sauna and I farted and little bit of lube popped out onto my knickers - how unfortunate as I walked all the way home. I called my mate David and all I got was a voicemail of him killing himself with laughter - cheeky bugger but what's a girl to do?

1 comment:

deemacgee said...

I had to read that twice to make sure there was no misunderstanding.

OH MY GOD.