BONSAI

So I don't have kids, can't be fucked with a pet and today is the first day I've ever had a real plant in my flat. I've lived here for 3 and a bit years and I've taken that first step of sharing my life. With a plant. Now this isn't Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors although it has the power to consume. It's a Bonsai tree and is sooooo cute it's untrue, the instructions say it needs care and attention so if I kill this thing, then there is no way I should ever get a pet. I need to take a pic and upload as it's too fabulous and so dinky. It's to be kept moist at all times and I can even spray water on the foliage. It needs normal plant food in spring and in autumn it will lose some leaves. Like the Gremlins, it shouldn't be in direct sunlight. It's just too fabulous

Now I just need a name - any suggestions.......