So it's been a major few weeks without blogging. I thought it best rather than bore that I bullet point - hence the pic of Divine with a gun from Pink Flamingos....
- I have a new laptop which is rather fierce
- I had a few fights with my phone company when they claimed I hadn't been on broadband for the past 5 years.
- I won the fights and had 2 ingenious mates who hooked up the laptop
- I have gone positively dvd crazy and am stocking up on enough camp and trash to last 5 drag queen lifetimes.
- Joan Crawford's dvd boxset is too fabulous for words.
- I have booked a holiday to Paris at the start of May to take in Kylie's opening night of her X Tour!!!
- I have drunk enough alcohol to sink a small ship.
- I went with a man who smelt strangely 'down there'
- It wasn't any of the smells you think it may be.
- I sneaked into step class on Tuesday and the instructor was late and the class oversubscribed so I did a runner just as the reception staff started checking people's names and avoided a very embarrasing situation.
- I saw an ex last week who looked as though he was about to explode like Violet Beauregarde in Charlie and The Chocolate Factory (without the violet colouring)
- I have a new apprecation for Celine Dion.
- I have to learn the adlibs she does during the live version of "I'm Alive"
- Could that last point be any gayer??
- I am planning a dinner for my 29th birthday. I have whittled it down to 3 venues.
- I went to the ballet for the first time ever last week to see Matthew Bourne's Nutcracker.
- My friend Pia was in it and she was majorly good.
- I'd quite like a wardrobe like Karl Lagerfeld.
- I'm intentionally holding off on my camp movies until I see the Joan Crawford and Bette Davis new dvd boxsets because I think we may have a few new entrants.
- I've bulleted enough for now, I think!
1 comment:
I think that using bullet points is a damn good idea when one doesn't have enough time to blog. I should try it - I always write way too much and probably bore people stupid. Good strategy.
I would love to come to your flat one day Caress - I am sure it's a veritable library of camp and trash what with all your constant purchases! And I'm pleased to hear you're holding off on any more camp movie posts until you watch JC/BD - if they don't make your list there's no justice in the world.
Celine Dion?! You should meet my husband - he's a fan. Actually I thought her recent album was actually quite good for her (he said grudgingly...)
OC x
PS Have ordered the boxset of Seasons One and Two of Dynasty as a birthday treat to myself - so can't wait to watch them!
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