SWELLIN IMPRESSIONS

This past week has been CAAAARRRRRRAAAAAAZZZZZZYYYYYY with the booze. I'm no alcoholic but my god, I certainly racked the units up and today's the first day since last Monday that no alcohol has passed my lips.

On Monday, I went out with Jon & Jon to TGI Friday's and then Dels and then Revolver to have a few drinks so got home at midnight slightly merry.

On Tuesday, it was dinner with my old boss which was just fabulous but after dinner, I also met Rod and Jon H to go the ye olde gay watering hole - The Waterloo for a few beers.

On Wednesday, Jon and I went to the Tunnel and I got to sleep at half 4 in the morning. I had arranged a late start in work thank God!

On Thursday, I had dinner at Jon Jon's - so a few beers and some episodes of Shirley Ghostman were consumed.

On Friday, my boss took us out for drinks after work which progressed to a full on drinking session in a fabulous bar called One Up in town. I headed home, washed my fanny and headed out with some of the girls.

On Saturday, I was determined to stay in but the lure of a night out proved too much and Jon and Jon and I had a wild one last night.

I am officially turning into Swellin Ewing - my hairs getting bigger, my shoulderpads are prominent and my lip quivers if I don't have a bottle of vodka wrapped round them! This week is detox and today I went to the gym and sweated it out. I had my piccie taken last night and I looked woeful.

I was reading about Z lister celebrity, Michelle Heaton, who, for a TV show, went on a drinking binge for a month. She became cranky, her skin was blotchy, she piled on the weight and was generally a waste. I am determined to crack this late twenties spread I'm developing. So gym and then not a carb after 7pm tonight and soup for my main dinner is going to help me along the way.

One good thing has been introducing Nighty Night to the girls, Jon and Jon keep on greeting me with a "Hi Cath". Jon H was demanding impressions of Jill Tyrrell because my West Country impression is totally fabulous even if I do say so myself.

I did manage between the drinking to watch the next movie on my countdown of camp movies....... hold on to your hats - if I have any readers left considering I've not updated in so long. I'm a bad blogger but don't hold it against me dear reader - unless your Zac Efron, then you can do what you like!