Now I'm confused, I had my top list of camp movies all in order. There were some real classics and surprises. Now I've been thrown into turmoil. I'm watching a movie that is surely ridiculously camp - beyond belief. It involves sculpture and I am unsure at what to do......
On top of that, I know I talk shit sometime but after the gym class tonight, I headed to the showers and went to a cubicle, I was washing and cooling down when I noticed an actual small turd lying in the draining part at the back of the stall.
Someone had actually taken a dump in a shower - I was confused and concerned, if I tried to wash it away, would I make noise? Do I tell reception that some dirty bugger had followed through? If I wasn't still sweating from class, I would have been sweating even more in my quandary.
So I did what anyone else would do - wait a few minutes til the showers quietened and I could be sure that nobody would head into my stall. Then I said goodbye after drying off and swatching at some cock and headed out - not before telling a friend that someone had been well manky.
Talkin shit - but I don't mind as Kylie is back in Glasgow this weekend and I can't wait!!!
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
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