N.R.E

I am slightly perturbed today. I've been in meetings all day and can't stop thinking about something.

All yesterday and today, I've been having an N.R.E - A Nipple Related Experience. The fact is my nips nips have been as erect as a 19 year old guy's dick since yesterday morning. At work yesterday and again at the gym you could easily have cut glass or possibly milked them for a dairy farm they were so pert.

I put it down to a slight chill in the air so covered them up snuggly with my scarf today but alas, they just won't go down. At one point I thought they may slice through my workout top. And they're very sensitive - Maybe I'm in the family way or maybe I'm pregnant - I hear that causes sensitive titties.

I'll monitor the N.R.E and report back if there are any eyes being gouged or doors opened by them...... Like Carrie Bradshaw, I can't help but wonder - is this normal?

Listening to Scissor Sisters - Do The Strand - War Child Album 2009