I'M NOT GOING IN, I'M JUST VISITING

I have been OBSESSED and that is OBSESSED in capital letters with The Real Housewives of New Jersey. These girls are nuts and the season finale proved it. Danielle who is more pulled than Nicole Kidman had a book written about her and so brought it to the dinner table. She then told fellow Real Housewife, Teresa to pay attention and Teresa just went apeshit and started screaming and flipped the goddamn table! The clip was repeated, reversed and repeated at least 10 times from various angles in the space of 5 minutes.

Almost as outrageous is Janice Dickinson, she was interviewed by Perez Hilton this week via grainy webcam. She was in bed and could barely open her eyes they were so puffy from the coke, I mean the sleepless nights in the jungle. I love Janice but she is really so self important. Normally she introduces herself as "Janice Dickinson, World's first Supermodel" Now though, she has gotten so nonchalant about the whole thing and referred to herself as "Janice Dickinson, World's First" And that was it, nothing else! It was the nuts!

On top of that, I met a guy last night who tried to finger me, I told him in no uncertain terms that he wasn't getting a digit or 4 up there to which he replied "I'm not going in, I'm just visiting" It made me laugh and love his cockring a bit more, that was until I almost chipped my teeth banging against it.