Tuesday, October 27, 2009

QUEEN OF CRUDE

I'm not talking gay boys into oil - but rather Lisa Lampanelli. She's a tough broad comedienne from Connecticut with a potty mouth. If you like your gay and racist jokes with your tongue firmly in your ass cheek then she's the girl for you. Be warned though it's not for the easily offended or faint of heart. Lisa Lampanelli is so vulgar, she appeared on The Wendy Williams Show and they couldn't show a preview clip of her because it was so rude!

I have listened to some of her shows on iTunes and seen some online and she is filth.

For example - she found out her last 3 boyfriends have just died so she feels she should have a reality show called "The Deadliest Snatch" Banging Lisa Lampanelli is more dangerous than playing the Joker in Batman.

My favourite joke was someone who said, and I quote :- Lisa Lampanelli's nickname is "The Limo" because her vagina can fit eight people, has a leather interior and I came in it tonight!!

Genius!!! Check her out for some crude times.

1 comment:

deemacgee said...

I fucking love this bitch no end. She was one of Pam Anderson's roasters (Comedy Central special) and spent more time bagging out her fellow presenters than dealing with Pam. Totally worth watching - oh, and Courtney Love's speech is worth watching too - she's batshit insane at the best of times, but this is priceless.