THE LEAKY FRIDGE

Been relatively busy in the whole 'bored out my tits@ sense of the word! After my fab 1st date, Alan and I had kept in contact and he was rather forward telling me to behave/be good/not fuck around whilst he was in Dubai with his mother. I was a reasonably good boy although did kiss a guy and let his hands wander a bit last friday! So Alan came back on Monday and was phoning and texting like it was armageddon. I was being oh so pleasant when he got back because he was hooking up with some mates etc. So Wednesday came around and he calls pissed outside Moda- again I said it wasn't a big deal if he came round and if he was with his friends then that was cool - he could see me another time. He hung up and said he'd call back - about 2 minutes later I got a text from Cameron to say that Alan was smooching outside Moda with some ugly munter! Alan turned up at mine about half an hour later which let me put my plan in motion (very Sammy Jo Carrington). He came in, I was charming and he threw himself on the couch after kicking off his shoes in the hall. Convo continued and it was obvious he was more than 3 sheets to the wind and he planned on staying the night. I managed to smile and get to work on him and he to me for a while - and after lying with him for about oh 30 seconds afterwards, I told him I was tired and he better phone a taxi!

At first he thought I was joking but he eventually did phone one and I got on my knees like a preacher's daughter for a while before sending him on his drunken merry way, I could tell he was unhappy - but that hag wasn't going to get the better of me. I waited til he left the complex, quickly got changed and went out the back and jumped in a taxi. The best part came when I passed Alan still waiting in the street outside mine for his own taxi. I went to Polo and then Tunnel and got royally sloshed, dancing away with Cameron and Stewart and a good night was had by all. I'm disappointed but not gutted cos it only had been one date and some divine sex. I may keep him on retainer for a while as a fuck buddy, he's a cart tart for BA so he's away a lot anyway - needless to say, on Thursday I didn't get a message from him!

On Thursday went for some lunch with Stewart, Cameron and Alan from Delmonicas (so many Alan's!) at The Social. The staff are quaint in an anorexic always wear black cos it's slimming sorta way and the food was yummy as were some of the guys - without being too vulgar as Cameron said, they had me dripping like a leaky fridge!