DON'T GO TO THE PUB - YOU SHITHEAD

The X Factor started tonight. This is Simon Cowell's new talent reality show that he's producing, Simon however, was greatly overshadowed - not by the contestants but by fellow judge and all round cursing mutha Sharon Osbourne.



Sharon proved herself to be the funniest and most down to earth talent show judge - ever - period.

Some ginger whinger wannabe was on rapping - Sharon said : Dickhead. Stay at McDonald's. You might make it to manager. I hate redheads anyway. If he starts again on my kids, I'll beat the shit out of him. If he carried on, I would have given him a kick up the arse – the little fuck

Another guy, she was in 2 minds about so they called him back for an audition the next day but she laughingly joked - "Don't go to the pub - you Shithead!" The Osbournes may have cursed like sailors but Sharon's the Captain of the ship and this show had almost as many bleeps in it cos she didn't let up for the cameras at all.

I can't wait for next week, she throws a glass of water over Ms Cowell - Shazza, we salute you!