WHAT A PISSY DAY

Well thanks to Lubin's recommendation, I bought the glorious film "Camp" This film reminds me of the days when I was Oliver in OLIVER!, Sandy the dog (cunts for casting me as that) in ANNIE, Sonny in GREASE, Barnum in BARNUM & The Scarecrow in THE WIZARD OF OZ in all my school shows. It was stereotypical except there were far better singers in the movie than in my shows but that's Renfrew High School for you.

Miss Kylie Minogue is also releasing her greatest hits in November which should be fabulous - just in time for a tour next year. Jon says that h'e buying tickets for Glasgow, Manchester and London. I don't mind Glasgow but can't be bothered with all that travelling shit. Even for the dimuintive Miss Minogue whom PS - I've seen 5 times before.

Bubbled my eyes out on Sunday night at the flicks with David and Stewart. We went to see De-Lovely starring Kevin Kline and the fabulous Ashley Judd. It was based on the life of Cole Porter and goddamit - they dragged out his wife's death - so much so that I was actually snivelling and wiping the tears from my face. I also very stupidly gave a guy my number on Saturday who proceeded to call me 6 times (all of which I didn't know til later) and then sent me a cheeky message! The cow and kinda intense - I haven't even kissed him and he's not even that braw but thought it might be some fun for some secret sex ala Charlotte in Sex And The City. I did see Trolley Dolly Alan on Friday and we had a drunken snog - sorry, I had a drunken snog with him, he was off his tits and it was a bit of fun although Jon thinks that whenever he snaps his fingers I go running. I was pissed off a bit cos I hadn't seen him for a week and the last time I did see him, I was very chaste and told him he looked tired. Besides it's always fun to have sum guy jerk you off a bit in a nightclub - I'm THAT classy!

Speaking of classy, my last customer on Monday in work was an old man who stank of the unwashed. He left after shaking my hand which I wasn't exactly thrilled with and left a delightful puddle of piss on the chair in front of my desk. Classy old cunt! The chair was removed and after some scrubbing of my hand so were his fucking pissy germs from me