Tuesday, September 28, 2004

NORTH SHORE SHANNEN & BANKER JEMIMA

One of my favourite real life bitches, Miss Shannen Doherty is back on a primetime sudster. This time she's been drafted in to add some spice to North Shore - a US drama ala the OC and Dawson's Creek & One Tree Hill and soon to be Athens. She plays bitchy Alexandra Hudson searching for her father at a hotel which is the focal point in a Hawaiin resort. Shannen looks suitably sunkissed and the girls and guys are suitably stunning - fingers crossed I actually get to see this show!

Finally got started in my branch at work which has been soooo stressful - I've had a headache for the last two days because I've been taking so much in. I've been on the systems and dealing with customers striaght away and let me just tell you - the male population of Glasgow definitle has some hotties. I was dealing with a scrumptious US forensic psychologist who made me soo damp, I nearly needed some Kleenex to wipe it up - thankfully the seats are well padded so if there were any secretions they soon got soaked up - like a sponge!

The staffers are pleasant enough and its far more relaxed than my last job which is a complete culture shock. I'm itching to get into the sales part of the job which I know but need to get to grips with the systems first. One girl is slightly gobby and mouths off about how she was questioned when going into the Polo on Saturday night. She said she was raging because "I've been going here every Saturday since I was 17" I had to laugh at the sad fuck - if she has been going every weekend since she was 17, she'd be the ultimate fag bangle with no men in her life apart from queens!
Even I'm not there every Saturday - (I'm there every 2nd Saturday!)

Another staffer is leaving to go to another branch on Friday - I was introduced and clocked that he was the halfwit who has given me dreadful service the last few times I was there as a customer. This guy has the thinnest head it's intrue - apparently he's excellent at sales - that may be but he's got as much charisma as a verruca and that's being polite.

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