FROM KRYSTLE, JEFF AND ALEXIS - CHEERS!!!

Well now that 2004 is reaching an end I thought I'd post a snip about probably the most eventful year of my life! Indulge me if you will!

I've moved out to my own flat in Glasgow
I've learned that it's not the cheapest thing to do
I've changed jobs and am loving being a city centre banker
I can't imagine working for BT at all
I've gone on dates!!!!
I've kissed quite a few lads
Some have been minging
Some have been nice
I've slept with quite a few lads
Some have been minging
Some have been nice
I've drank large quantities of vodka this year
I've drank quite a few shots aswell
I've shot spunk a lot
I've been to Manchester 3 times this year
I've been to London this year for the first time ever
I saw Kylie at G-A-Y this year
I saw Scissor Sisters twice
One of the times I blagged onto the guest list with Julia
I've seen Cher - Botox whore
I've seen Diana Ross - Drunk whore
I've seen Atomic Kitten - Whores
I've seen Justin Timberlake - Gay man's whore
I've watched fabulous amounts of trash TV
I got Melrose Place on DVD
I love Amanda Woodward
Desperate Housewives is the best show out just now
The West Wing's still fabulous
I still think Dynasty is the best show - ever
I booked a holiday with David to San Francisco and New York
A week later I was suspended from my old job
Before I was due to go for my disciplinary (and probable sacking) I resigned
This was held off by me to tie in with the start of my new job - THANK YOU ALEXIS COLBY FOR INSPIRATION!
I cleaned my flat a helluva lot
I have more cleaning products than a hospital
I'm still a shit cook
My friends read my blog
Other people have read my blog
Some people like it!
Some may not but they don't tell me!

It's been anything but blah! Roll on 2005 - I've got people to bitch about, insults to throw, work to do, places to go and cock to suck