Monday, January 10, 2005

POSSIBLY THE FUNNIEST THING - EVER

E4 - Possibly the best TV channel ever after E! Because it shows Desperate Housewives, ER, The West Wing and Shameless before council telly has exceeded itself tonight.

I've just come in from my dance class which restarted tonight - I managed to see an improvement in all of them, even the girl whose feet turn inward all the time and is cross eyed - such an unfortunate child. Anyway just come in to see E4 screening TOP 20 CELEBRITY CHAVS!!!!

For the uninitiated, these are people who are more than a bit rough who have made it to Y list celebrity status - they go to celebrity parties and premieres wearing Burberry/very little/velour track suits/Ugg boots/jewellery that covers all ten fingers and massive medallions. They've been brought up mainly in council estate similar to the Detroit projects that the Supremes came from.

The guy chavs are rough as a penisoners vagina and the girls faces caked in more Arabian glow than Osama Bin Laden ie fucking vile!

Infamous ex soap star Daniella Westbrook is Celebrity Chav Numero Uno. She had a well publicised cocaine habit - so much so that her septum fell out due to her greedy snorting like a hog. She was pictured covered head to toe in Burberry and fake tan - Chavtastic!!
She's got a good sense of humour about herself though cos she actually presented the show and felt that it was a good thing to be named Celebrity Chave Number 1 - what a silly (but funny) fuck!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Jemima, as always, your wit sparkles.... unlike Kirstin Davis's dress in your pic below....