DROOL MUCH VERONICA?

I love nothing more than a black comedy and one of my favourite movies is 'Heathers' Winona Ryder is Veronica Sawyer, a smart cookie who runs around with the in crowd at Westerburg High. The Heathers. There's Heather Duke, Heather MacNamara and Heather Chandler who is the ringleader. Veronica knows that the Heathers are nothing short of cunts and finds an escape in new bad boy JD played by a young and wankworthy Christian Slater - FYI I used to have my walls covered with Christian Slater posters!! The two of them end up killing Heather Chandler by fooling her into drinking liquid drainer. Then they kill two jocks, Ram and Kurt then JD plans on offing the entire school. Veronica realises what a psycho he is and watches as he blows himself up instead in the grounds of the high school. Veronica's dazed but does manage to get her cigarette lit by the explosion.

Winona and Christian and excellent as is Shannen Doherty playing kinda bitch Heather Duke and it has so many classic lines I had to show some!

HEATHER DUKE : I prayed and prayed every night, wondering if you would listen, but now that Heather is dead, I see that you understood. Praise the Lord. Hallellujah.

HEATHER CHANDLER : Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa to you?

VERONICA : Heather, my love, there's a new sheriff in town.

FATHER RIPPER : We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood, Ohio, know the name of that righteous dude who can solve their problems: it's Jesus Christ, and he's in the Book.

VERONICA : That knife is filthy.
JD : What do you think I'm going to do with it, take out her tonsils?
VERONICA : Excuse me, I think I know Heather a little bit better than you do. If she were going to slit her wrists, the knife would be spotless.

JD : Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.

HEATHER CHANDLER : You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing.

HEATHER DUKE : Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?

VERONICA : Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people "real life." She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you're beautiful.

HEATHER MACNAMARA : Drool much Veronica?!