Saturday, February 26, 2005

GREENPEACE, PFIEFFER, EGYPTIAN ASYLUM SEEKERS AND JEAN PAUL GAULTIER LIPGLOSS

1. WHAT ARE YOUR TEN RANDOM SONGS?
Kylie - 'What Do I Have To Do?'
Madonna - 'Borderline'
George Michael - 'Praying For Time'
Bonnie Tyler - 'Total Eclipse Of The Heart'
Diana Ross - 'Chain Reaction'
Whitney Houston & Deborah Cox - 'Same Script, Different Cast'
Belinda Carlisle - 'I Get Weak'
Kylie - 'Got To Be Certain'
Diana Ross & The Supremes - 'Livin In Shame'
Scissor Sisters - 'Someone To Touch'

2. WHAT IS THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF MUSIC ON YOUR COMPUTER?
There's 302 clips. I had a clearout although I sooo need to buy an iPod in USA in a few weeks

3. THE LAST CD YOU BOUGHT?
For me, it was Evolution: The Greatest Hits of Dead or Alive

4. WRITE DOWN 5 SONGS THAT YOU LISTEN TO A LOT THAT MEAN A LOT TO YOU
Girls Aloud - Wake Me Up
Kylie - Crying Game Medley from the Fever Tour
Boy George - Out Of Fashion
Annie Lennox - Little Bird (Utah Saints Mix)
Elaine Paige and Barbara Dickson - I Know Him So Well

5. WHAT IS THE GEEKIEST PART OF YOUR BOOK COLLECTION?
Probably the fact that I have every Jackie Collins book ever or my favourite 'Bette & Joan: The Divine Feud' I have 2 copies of that, one to re-read and one for show

6. WHAT DID YOU DO ON VALENTINE'S DAY?
Worked as normal then went to dancing as normal

7. WHAT DID YOU GET ON VALENTINE'S DAY?
I got tired and I also got a card from one of the girl I teach!

8. WHAT IS YOUR SECRET GUARANTEED WEEPING MOVIE?
Dark Victory with Bette Davis is the surefire worst with probably Steel Magnolias in there if I'm feeling emotional to begin with but Dark Victory will get me bubbling no matter what my mood.

9. IF YOU WERE TO HAVE PLASTIC SUGERY WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE?
My nose without a doubt. My nana once gave me a thin glass of juice and laughed her ass off as I couldn't drink out of it as my nose got in the way and had to tilt my head back to drink from it! Maybe a bit of bo to stop sweating and to smooth out the forehead.

10. DO YOU HAVE A COMPLETELY IRRATIONAL FEAR?
Not that I know of although I do fear snakes and ending up all alone

11. WHAT IS THE LITTLE PHYSICAL HABIT THAT GIVES AWAY YOUR INSECURE MOMENTS?
Insecure? Me?! I talk quickly a lot and laugh a lot to bluff my way through an insecure moment.

12. DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FAMOUS?
Well I'm still convinced that the cast of 'River City' are stalking me!

13. WHAT DO YOU CARRY WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES?
My apartment keys, my mobile (although I'm very rarely called) my dazzling personality and radiant smile and a bitchy comment to throw away

14. WHAT DO YOU MISS ABOUT BEING A KID?
My innocence about Santa. Finding my brothers bike hiding behind my parent's wardrobes and my mum telling me at dinner that I'd dreamt it. I believed her when I went to check it later and it wasn't there!

15. WHAT WAS THE LAST SONG YOU WERE LISTENING TO?
Rainy Days and Mondays by the Carpenters

16. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A PLAY?
Yes, my favourite was the comedy 'Brighton Beach Memoirs' I played Eugene, the main guy who loves his cousin Nora and his brother Stanley tells him about masturbation. It was a revelation and I loved doing it. The guy who played my brother was Colin who I think I had a crush on - he also played Fagin when I was Oliver in Oliver! I remember in that show he came out of the showers in the changing room and it gave me a thrill!

17. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Yes. I think, with Peachy my one and only proper boyfriend. Although looking back I was also a wanker for being in love with him.

18. DO YOU LIKE YOURSELF AND BELIEVE IN YOURSELF?
Now I do kinda like myself. I'm a lot more comfortable with myself than a few years ago. Everyone hates themselves at some point or another but I definitely believe in myself. I've discovered I'm quite determined to succeed - I think it comes from competing at dancing, being a bit bolshy. Sometimes I have moments of self doubt but they pass quickly as I like to move on to my next hurdle!

19. DO TRANSIENT, HOMELESS OR STARVING PEOPLE ANNOY YOU?
God yes, get a grip and get out of that situation. More annoying are the people who line the streets and stop to ask if you have a minute for children in Africa or Greenpeace. I hate them, they're more annoying than crabs.

20. WHICH MUSICAL INSTRUMENT DO YOU WISH YOU COULD PLAY?
Piano. I find it rather sexy although I think that's just cos Michelle Pfieffer wore a fab dress in 'The Fabulous Baker Boys' and sang on a piano. When I was seeing Carrot cock for a few weeks before Xmas, he played piano for me and I must say it's a turn on to see talent, which is why I sucked him off as he played it. Music to my ears and mouth!

21. FAVOURITE FABRIC?
Sables!!! Or like Joan Crawford, I should be suffering in mink.

22. WHAT'S ONE LANGUAGE YOU WANT TO LEARN?
My French is rusty and I'd like to know what the fucking Egyptian Asylum Seekers are saying about me in work when I send them packing for their ID.

23. WHAT DO YOU ORDER AT A BAR?
Vodka and Orange for me, Vodka and Diet Coke for David, Julia and Jon, Bacardi and Coke for Stewart, Jack and Coke or Southern Comfort and Cranberry for Cameron and shots all round. Either Aftershock, Apple Sourz or Quick Fucks (Midori with Bailey's sitting on top of it) Yum Yum.

24. HAVE YOU EVER PIERCED YOUR BODY PARTS?
Hell no

25. DO YOU HAVE TATTOOS?
Hell no.

26. DO YOU DRIVE A STICK?
Yes, Jon's got a an automatic and I found it freaky and terrifying.

27. FAVOURITE TRAIT OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Their ability to wear lipgloss in any situation has worn off onto me. i love Jean Paul Gaultier Lipgloss for that shiny Saturday night ensemble!

28. MOST FRIVOLOUS PURCHASE?
My flat and the lighting in it. I persuaded myself it would give a finishing touch to the flat and my parents in a rush of blood agreed. I have some lovely lighting here!

29. WHAT ARE YOU BEST AT COOKING?
I love heating up pasta!

30. WOULD YOU EVER GO OUT DRESSED AS THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I'm forever threatening at Halloween but possible could. I'm no tranny but I'd love a pair of killer heels to do the hoovering in.

31. WHAT'S ONE CAR YOU WILL NEVER BUY?
A Skoda or Lada. Do they even make Lada's anymore?!

32. WHAT KINDS OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKE TO READ?
Jackie Collins is a must for page turning reading. Hollywood Bios from the 30s and 40s divas especially Bette and Joan are constantly read and re-read by me. Others like Hollwood Bitch and Hollywood Babble On with quotes from Hollywood stars.

33. IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Buy a penthouse flat here in Glasgow, jack in my work, invest some, spend a fair whack and live a life of bored luxury.

34. WHAT'S ONE THING YOU LIKE TO DO ALONE?
Read OK and Hello magazines with some rolls and ham and a can of Irn Bru with a CD of various tracks in the background with no interruptions. I also like to watch my soaps or DVD's alone - sometimes like to share Melrose Place as I got David addicted to it last summer. But not a lot as I can govern what is shit and what I want to watch.

35. ARE YOU A GIVER OR A TAKER?
I believe the term is versatile. Last time though, I took and it was fucking agony as the guy was clueless.

36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Turn of the year watching 'Steel Magnolias'

37. HOW MANY DRUNKS BEFORE YOU'RE TIPSY/SLEEPY?
Depends on if I've had a disco nap. If no nap then maybe 7 or 8 before feeling sleepy. If I'm rested then I'll feel pissed after maybe 5 or 6 and hammered at 10. I drink quickly thanks to my group of friends who I think are Russian with the speed at which they consume vodka.

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