TOO POSH TO PUSH

My schedule is a bitch. All i've been doing is work, dancing and sleeping. All the time. I planned on staying in this weekend and vegging out but went out on Friday with the girls and got pissed on black Aftershock and vodka. I went to work on Saturday in quite a merry mood thanks to the liqour still coursing through me! I even managed to make a lunch with Cameron and Penfold who was picking out an outfit for last night. It was good fun and I was trying to get him to tell us how he manages to get guys falling for him. He was seeing an absolute doll how professed his love for twitchy, winky, slutty Michael (Penfold). God knows why but he did. Penfold took everything in jest and last night said thanks to me for a nice afternoon. I was quite glad as Cameron and I picked out an outfit for him that actually suited him, although he had to face harsh realities in the store when I handed him the extra large top rather than the medium! I also had to explain to him in my favourite Trinny and Susannah way that with his skin tone, bright red would be an SS Fiasco, polo shirts would look flabby and Cameron banned him from wearing a checked shirt!

So I arranged with Cameron to go to his new pub that he's running. It was really nice and the decor was actually pretty fab and the venue has loads of potential so Cameron's going all ideas crazy to drum up business. I suggested Drag Queen Bingo with David as Davina Cuntspit, Hostess of the Balls.

Polo was good fun this weekend, even the music was good thanks to my request for J Ho Ho Ho's new song 'Get Right' and a bit of Girls Aloud with 'Wake Me Up'. Maybe I should take up DJing, my music collection is ridiculously vast when it comes to pop and camp and new disco house although that mixing pullava looks like a bitch however what kind of gay club DOESN'T play Kylie Minogue on a Saturday night with 'In Your Eyes' or 'Better The Devil You Know'? That would be the Polo Lounge in Glasgow, shame on the DJ - she's a bit of a lesbionic but that's no excuse for no Kylie on a Saturday night jigging! That's why I quite like G-A-Y in London as they play some good pop music, the difference between G-A-Y or Essesntial in Manchester with Glasgow is that they play the tracks with a slightly higher pitch making the Saturday night drunk as a skunk experience all the more enjoyable. Speaking of Kylie, it's less than 4 weeks before she kicks off her Showgirl tour in Glasgow. We've got cracking seats, right at the top of the catwalk!!!!


In other news, Sharon in Eastenders returned briefly on Friday night as her father the nasty Dirty Den was killed off again by his wife. Den was resurrected from the dead 2 years ago after apparently being killed by a sniper who shot him with a gun hidden in a bunch of daffodils. Last night he was murdered again with a doorstop in the shape of a dog. Letitia Dean was fabulous as Sharon in her scene as she denounced her dad for good. He went in a rage and his new wife Chrissie killed him dead. It was fabulous, almost as fabulous as Posh Spice Victoria Beckham who gave birth to her third son today. The newspapers said she had another C Section so maybe she is too posh to push after all.