SEPARATED AT BIRTH?!

I think I need another holiday! Work's been hectic the past few weeks, my boss is leaving and I'm on a career progression overdrive but it's hard work to do this and my usual stuff day in day out and still feel focused and motivated. Between my day job and classes at night, I can't wait for the end of June when I stop at least 2 classes, it means I can go home straight from work and not have to worry about CDs, driving to class, new steps, going over the old stuff or trying to be invigorated when all I'm doing is clock watching! Plus the nights are getting really light, it's almost 11 and I only just put my lights on in the flat so I hate to be cooped up in a dance studio when I could be enjoying the sociable, warm evenings tampering with myself to internet porn!

There have been a few highlights, Vicky in work was telling us today that she caught her 14 year old brother's best friend in her room the other day, sniffing her knickers! I had to ask if they were clean or not, thankfully they were although I think she banned the little kinky bugger from going into her room again.

I don't know what it is, but workies get me moist. I was in nabbing some breakfast this morning and in the queue were some workies in overalls and building site boots and they looked mighty fine. There's a bit of construction and road repairs going on in the city centre and to see hot men with their overalls pulled down to their waist in this warm weather was a sight to behold. It took all of my strength to not grab one and ask him to ride me like the Kentucky Derby, however his slightly more paunchy and pallid faced friend balanced out this excitement.

I also did something wrong - very wrong. I downloaded some old Celine Dion. 'It's All Coming Back To Me Now', 'I'm Your Lady' and 'All By Myself' are now on my iPod and I'm getting all dramatic, turning my head sharply and making sweeping movements with my hands and pretending to be a French Canadian woman who fucks someone old enough to be her grand-daddy. That's almost as wrong as listening to it but she has got a fair set of lungs. There's something I've noticed though..........


CELINE DION



AFGHAN HOUND

Separated at birth?