YOU'RE A HEART ATTACK WAITING TO HAPPEN!

I am currently watching a show that is so vile, so disgusting and makes me so ill that i almost have to switch off - but not quite. I'm normally at salsa class on a Wednesday and don't catch it but You Are What You Eat is morbid and hilarious in a strange way. Dr Gillian McKeith who has an odd Scottish/American accent, not quite in Sheena Easton's scale but she's getting there. Dr Gillian hit the headlines as she's not really a doctor or got one of those degrees that don't count but she's trying to turn around the eating habits of some particularly gluttonous bitches. Now, Dr Gillian tells everyone a few choice and now tediously regular insults.

- You're going to give yourself a heart attack
- You're a heart attack waiting to happen
- I feel sick looking at your tongue
- If you spit, I will deck you
- You're past your prime
- Men have to think about their prostate's don't they?!

Dr Gillian also sends these greedy cunts to get a colonic, now this is something I would love to get done as I think it would be great to clean out my insides and be all flush, my only worry is that when they take the hose out I would follow through!
Now Dr Gillian tells these tubbies to follow the diet for 8 weeks and notice the difference which is always always amazing, they lose 3 or 4 stone and say they feel wonderful and could take on the world - if they hadn't eaten it first!