ROMANCE WITH A VIEW

The parentals are off on holiday tomorrow for a fortnight. The bitches are flying to New York then cruising up to Nova Scotia and Maine etc, this is one of their regular jaunts around the world, next year it's Acapulco at New Year and another holiday in Hong Kong/Dubai planned - it makes me sad and sickened that I can't fit in their suitcases anymore so i can go. And to top it off, it's definitely Autumn now - the leaves are falling from the trees, I put my heating on for the first time last week and shock of all shocks, Cameron worse a scarf last week. I, however have sunshine hopefully inGran Canaria in 3 weeks. I'm back on the no booze detox and it's helped by the fact that I have their car for the time they're away. Money's as tight as a virgin's cunt just now so perhaps it's a blessing in diguise that I've got the car so I don't have any drunken nights when I come with an empty wallet and no man or worse, an empty wallet and a vile man.

A friend of mine once pulled a guy who she took him but he said he didn't want to have sex with her on the first night, some people see this as 'nice' others see it as 'stupid' and she was horny as all hell but went along with it. Then he said that he's sooner get to know my friend and could they just chat. She got so bored that she fell asleep and woke up later to find the guy missing along with all the money from her bedside cabinet!!! So now whenever a gentlemen calls, it's safe to say that the money is stashed or spent beforehand.

I got an email from a fellow blogger, Matt who lives in San Francisco - he said that last night he looked out and saw the fog roll into the bay area, over the Golden Gate Bridge and found it oh so romantic. I felt slightly sickened that I wasn't enjoying a view like this but it warmed my heart a fair bit so I looked out my window tonight and saw a drunk with a can of lager and a dog pissing against a tree - now that's romance!