SOCIAL MOTHS AND SNEAKY SLUTS

Felt like a bit of a social moth this weekend as my detox went right out the window and I had more than a few vodkas on Friday night. My neighbour was leaving to got to Australia for a year and I couldn't let him go without a bit of a shindig - well, his leaving was more just an excuse to go out and get leathered which we all did. So much so that I bumped into Stewart who then tossed a drink over me, thankfully I was wearing black so I nipped off to the hand dryers whereas poor emaciated Stewart had on a white top so was stained orange for the rest of the night, hopefully that will teach him!

Then yesterday, Cameron and I tottered off to Alan and Stuart's for a night of I don't know what. I met his friend Lorne and some other rough diamond called Mike who I think was American but could have been putting it on. Normally in a situation where I don't know that many people, I tend to be very nervous, I was more so because Cameron told me that Alan and Stuart have a dog, I had a nasty incident with an anklebiter a few years ago that chased me but there were no doberman's to be seen. Alan and Stuart were the perfect hosts and the banter was top notch, Lorne was nothing short of a revelation and a very chilled out guy who I think thought I was a bit mental - especially when I started my hysterical laughing at the NSL sketch with Mike Myers, Madonna, Roseanne and Barbra Streisand "Coffee Talk" It was Mike Myers who sent me squawking talking about Barbra's movie "Prince of Toides" David would have been in his element with all those strong New Jersey Jewish patter (I'm sure he was Hassidic in a past life). He also said he wanted a mention on the blog - the cheeky bugger! Russell was also there being as soap-operaish as possible although his new beau was in tow and probably keeping him in check!! As for the American, I'm not sure if he was from LA or Washington DC but he was into wrestling, I can only imagine what he gets up to in his lycra jumpsuit but I hope it's rough and a tad kinky!

It was time to jump ship about midnight and I motored up the road, but not before discovering that Johnny Come Lately Russell has also started a blog - he's such a dark horse as he never cracked a light. I've not had a chance to read it but I definitely will once I find out the address, such a sneaky slut he is for not saying!! Snaps to him though as he's procured a bona fide hettie - well sort of, he's fucking Russell which kind of makes him a mo, but he's only just out, only been to 2 gay bars and wears his caps back to front.

As for today, I've done my very best impression of Harriet Craig (remember her? Joan Crawford afficianados) and Bree Van De Kamp together and scrubbed my house from top to bottom, I've cleaned round the skirting boards, the inside of the plugs and behind my radiators, bleach has been thrown on worksurfaces, floors licked clean and basically polished the house whilst listening to 80s high energy music. My parents are away so the only roast I'll get this weekend is if I nip to the sauna for a few hours.....