JUST JOAN

I'm not at my best today for some reason, I've been feeling flatter than a nun's chest since my holiday and a trip to the sauna today only gave temporary alleviation from the restlessness I've been feeling - If I was a soap - I'd be the Young and the Restless. So to brighten everyone's mood, including my own, here's a picture of Joan Crawford. She's looking suitable glamorous and completely unlike how I feel just now in my joggies and daggy t-shirt. I should really varnish myself and be as fabulous as Joan but it's late and besides if I wore a hat like that I'd probably get accosted by some Glasgow ruffian! I'm just going to nip to the shops to get some crisps and junk food and watch Mildred Pierce starring Joan. I'll report tomorrow. Enjoy the eyebrows...