NO-ONE WANTS TO FUCK GRANDMA'S PUSSY

Well no-one that I know of but it's been something that's been preying on my mind in the past few days.

I have a thing for slightly older men - I don't know if it's a sugar daddy thing or just the older they are, the sweeter the juice but my ideal man is in his mid 30s and a real hunka spunk. I like the fact that they know what they want (most of the time) and don't play so many games and for some reason they're better at all things sexual with a few kinks thrown in.

David, Stewart and myself were having a chat on Sunday over breakfast about age. David sticking with the younger end of the beef chain whereas Stewart and I have both experienced some matured meat. For example, one time I remember spending a wonderful hour in a sauna with my legs round a guys neck as he pleasured my body and I was convinced he was at least 50. I went today after Xmas lunch for a session and experienced the delights of a man of around 40 with graying hair and a hole like a bucket. I didn't even have to lube him up and he moaned when I rammed in to deep - I thought he was in pain but it turned out he had climaxed without even a quick tug. Naturally, I wasn't getting off til i got off so rattled him about a fair bit which he seemed to like - it was rather surreal but all in good safe fun. It wasn't until I was showering that I thought should've asked what age he was to take my lucky number survey, not the amount of men I've been with but their mean age.

What's even stranger is that most of the people I've had semi-relationships have tended to be younger than me, it got me thinking - maybe I like older men because I've never really had a serious relationship with one, it would be the ultimate taboo. Kinkier than eating shit and fucking trannies or fisting, my ultimate taboo would be hooking up with a man over 30!!

In Sex and the City that I'm rewatching again (PS - it's fabulous!) Samantha dated a rich millionaire who was a young 72ish. She was enchanted by him and being a girl after my own heart gave it a bash sleeping with him but it wasn't until she saw his saggy ass that she realised it wasn't for her. Now I wouldn't want to screw a guy that old, I can relate, although older men have more experience, in MY experience, they can also have slacker asses that could fit a fist and more than a few dicks up them - and that's without the poppers.