STELLAR BETTY

So Celebrity Big Brother is finishing off and it's been wild wild wild. I've not watched a hell of a lot but Pete Burns has been TV gold from the moment he started - he's had fur coats, different hair, wild outfits, tantrums, bitch fights, hugs, one liners and serious attitude. All of this and more has made him unmissable tv gold.
Davina McCall who presents the show will be spoilt for choice when showing his best bits upon eviction - I don't think he'll win which is unfortunate but he's been the most entertaining mutha fucka.

Speaking of entertaining - Desperate Housewives has returned to it's most stellar with a catfight in a church between Gabrielle and the nasty nun Sister Mary Bernard. Gabrielle kicked ass and it was good for things to come to a head between them although Alexis and Krystle still can't be beaten in the studio, lilypond and mud slide.

A greater rivalry is brewing however between Bree Van De Kamp and Betty Applewhite. For weeks Betty has been on the back burner with a more than lacklustre storyline but all in one episode we saw her slap her son, blackmail Bree and end up challenging Bree at a poker game in front of the other housewives. Even Susan and Lynnette have become less annoying although it's a habit of Desperate Housewives to tease the viewers, last week we saw the return of Felicia Tillman who was a class act last season and thought she had disappeared for good. Things are looking up in Wisteria Lane and I couldn't be happier - especially when after watching the end of the last episode I actually clapped a bit, nothing beats women in torment or against each other and this show shows how very desperate people can be!