STOLEN J'ADORE

I admit I'm incredibly unoriginal and lazy sometimes when blogging. The fabulous FashMagSlag wrote a post just recently that made me think "I should've done that" so I am. Prepare a cappuccino and welcome to my world of love and favourites full of all things frothy and some deep dark disturbing nonsense.

I LOVE...

1 - Waking up in the middle of the night then rolling over cos I know I've got hours left before I need to get up.

2 - A clean house.

3 - Champagne by Amanda Lepore. She's a champagne whore and loves the bubbles. If you don't drink champagne kiss her ass, if you do drink champagne, grab a glass apparently.

4 - Having disco naps on my couch.

5 - Reading the Lucia novels by EF Benson

6 - Winning

7 - Using a towel when I come out the shower and making it into a fabulously shaped dress.

8 - Strutting about the house doing my "signature catwalk"

9 - The lighting in my flat.

10- Looking at cute guys who come into work and when out. I love to watch them go!

11- Sheena Easton and her kicking bitching attitude.

12- Sheena's 'Fabulous' album. Great for getting ready to when heading out.

13- Singing at the top of my voice when driving alone.

14- My posture.

15- Going to the Social for lunch at the weekends and having a chew and chat with any given company.

16- Having a drink after work rather than going straight home during the week. It's so very Londonish.

17- Going to works nights out and leaving early cos I really like to think I know when the party's over. ie, when a fight kicks off or people who don't normally chat are overfriendly

18- Swallowing cum that rattles the back of my throat, not really dripping in.

19- The company of gentlemen callers

20- Gentlemen callers leaving after we've finished

21- Clean bed sheets. Much cosier to sleep in.

22- Showering last thing at night after stretching my legs and working up a bit of sweat.

23- Being able to saunter into work 20 minutes after getting out of bed.

24- Watching Footballers Wives in my jim jams with a glass of juice, piece and jam, jaffa cakes and maltesers. It's the ultimate guilty pleasure.

25- That my friend Jon has keys to my flat.

26- I have a vibrator to use if I feel the urge

27- Grey Gardens. It shows that I'm not as fucked up as some!

28- Reading 3 or 4 books at a time and not getting into any of them but then picking up an old book and finishing it as quickly as possible.

29- Moisturising

30- The tapestry of a house I did when I was 10 in school and did it on a Friday night whilst watching Roseanne.

31- Watching guys cruise each other in the sauna.

32- Wearing LipFusion on a Friday night.

33- Nipping to Manchester every few months to do the same as we always do at the weekend but in different bars.

34- Listening to my friend Stewart never finishing his sentences.

35- Correcting people on their grammar - God sometimes I can be a real wanker

36- Watching Fashion TV without the sound on.

37- Baggy dress trousers.

38- Knowing stupid amounts about Bette Davis and Joan Crawford.

39- Having a great night dancing with friends.

40- Still having a carpet in my flat.

41- Going home on a Sunday for Sunday roast and having my mum do the ironing.

42- Big hair and shoulderpads, they're compulsory. Lip gloss is complimentary

43- Listening to the lyrics of songs like Love Child and Living In Shame by the Supremes and Fancy by Megan Mullally. They tell a poor trash story whereas I never really got the whole Wonderwall Oasis nonsense.

44- Being rimmed by a guy who hasn't shaved in a day or two.

45- Trying lasagnes in all different restaurants.

46- Bonsai Trees although I've never owned one.

47- Sucking on a fat cock.

48- Doing my best impression of being in the Dynasty opening credits.

49- Reading other people's blogs and how similar and how different I think to people I know yet I've never met.

50- Armani Black Code aftershave

51- Les Liasons Dangereuses by Choderlos de Laclos

52- Living alone

53- My dead rabbit Popsy who we had to put down because he had a gum disease that would've meant taking all his teeth out - what good's a rabbit with no teeth?!

54- Big fat showtunes like Memory and With One Look.

55- Award shows, they're almost as trashy as Footballers Wives

56- Steffi Graf and her forehand.

57- Other people reading my blog. Whether they hate it or love it. At least I've had some sort of reaction.

58- Proving people wrong.

59- Coming home pissed and putting my "sleep" playlist on and passing out within the first 3 songs.

60- Doing my ironing in one fell swoop rather than ironing as I go.

61- Clean toilets in hotels. They're the first thing I check.

62- Good drag queens who can lipsynch well and tell dirty jokes.

63- The Supremes after Diana Ross left and their funky disco sound.

64- Cindy Birdsong

65- That I've got relatives in New Zealand with fabulous names like Carson, Cullen, Brody and Taryn. They're so glam (the names, not the family)

66- Hearing all the gossip from my mates and people I work with. People tell me stuff all the time and I have a big mouth sometimes so it surprises me when people open up to me.

67- Making people laugh when I camp it up or pull off cheeky one liners.

68- Being able to drink my vodka quicker than anyone in work but still slower than all my friends.

69- Regaling my friends with my last odd sexual escapade.

70- Buying things online because it's not really like spending money if you just press a button at home!!

71- My mum's car. A Hyundai Coupe that I drive a fair bit

72- Romy & Michele's High School Reunion and saying "I'm the fucking Mary!" Although I don't overkill it.

73- Seeing boys private pics they send on gaydar of their cock/face so I can put cock to face and vice versa

74- School nights out and still being able to get up for work the next day.

75- The London accent.

76- White teeth and nice cheekbones.

77- Having a cheeky bit of webcam!

78- Wandering about New York like you're in a film

79- Putting dollar bills up gogo boys g-strings

80- Being able to pull a semi decent pint.

81- Hearing the phone ring and not answering it.

82- Buying Boxsets of TV shows like The West Wing and Desperate Housewives

83- Having a ridiculous amount of songs and CDs. i should be a DJ I have enough golden oldies and obscure stuff I could make a gay bar piss it's panties in excitement.

84- Being so drunk, I dance my ass off with mates and waking up the next day without being sick

85- Season 3 of Sex and the City. Especially Doctors Orders with Charlotte at Staten Island

86- Making pasta.

87- Talking about myself. Doing a Liz "Cut to me"!

88- My parent's power shower

89- People talking to me about something their passionate about. It gives me goosebumps.

90- Prawn Cocktail crisps but not Prawn Cocktail

91- Fur coats

92- Drinking wine with dinner

93- Not paying for dinner (am I Jewish in some way with my big nose and tight wallet?)

94- Seeing people I went to school with who have gotten fat or old looking. Makes me brim with pride and I make a point of chatting especially when I'm looking semi smart!

95- Melrose Place episodes with Heather Locklear. Catfights, boardroom battles and the bomb episodes are must sees.

96- Velvet in Manchester for a Sunday lunch - not like my mums but they've got fish tanks as stairs going into the restaurant

97- Triga Porn.

98- Flirty texts with guys I've met.

99- Joan Collins. nuff said

100- Kate O'Mara and my favourite character from Dynasty - Caress Morell of course. Glam to the hilt with a bit of poison in her!

That'll do for now as I'd be surprised if anyone got to the end without skipping some of the shenanigans!