Every once in a while, there comes a time when you have to bitch about something, cut someone down to size or make your point known. What follows is a load of good old quotes to use whenever the need arises and let me tell you - it will arise!!
BLAKE - There was no ski instructor
ALEXIS - There were lots of ski instructors
ALEXIS - You wouldn't care if he killed Freckles The Clown
SABLE - But he didn't
ALEXIS - He didn't. Because you're still alive!
ADAM - (About Dominique) Has the Neferiti of the cabaret lounge finally lost her touch?
ALEXIS to KRYSTLE - When I leave a message, especially with an ex stenographer, I expect it to be passed on
ALEXIS - Nobody takes me to bed and to the cleaners in the same day
DEX - So therefore I figured we could break breadsticks together and talk about what really goes on behind closed doors.
ALEXIS - That's what closed doors are for to keep out the curious
DOMINIQUE - Anytime you want more of the same, I'll be waiting for you!
ALEXIS - And I'll be waiting for you to tell the world what a no talent has been you are!
Then there was Melrose Place.....
MICHAEL - How you doin' Syd?
SYDNEY - You scum!
MICHAEL - Yeah, I miss you too
AMANDA - Count your friends Michael... Ooops, done already?
KIMBERLY - Matt, your pathetic
MATT - And Kimberly, your.. wig is crooked
AMANDA - Put on weight Taylor?
SYDNEY - Nice club Amanda
AMANDA - Thank you. Now go away
LEXI - (About getting arrested) They took my picture. my new name is 26401
PETER - I mean, first Craig and now Kyle. You're losing ground Amanda. It's almost slutty
KYLE - Hey. That's a lady your talking to.
TAYLOR - Oh that's funny. The male slut defending the female slut.
KYLE - Better a slut than a conniving bitch.
AMANDA - Or worse, a conniving bitch in some ugly ass clothes.
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