MUSIC AND MY MOVIE

I saw this on a blog and stole it (such a tea leaf!)

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

1. Opening Credits
I Hear A Symphony - Diana Ross & The Supremes
What a great starter. I can just imagine strutting along the travelator like Pam Grier at the start of Jackie Brown. Except I'm not black or over 40 or an air hostess.

2. Waking Up
Lollipop - Mika
OOOOHHHH MY GOOOOODDDDDDDDD. What a perfect waking up song. It builds and gets my toes tapping even when it's still dark when I wake up.

3. First Day At School
Goldeneye - Tina Turner
Well I was very dramatic. I'm sure I didn't wear a shimmery off the shoulder dress like Tina but the drama builds like walking up to the gates and a dramatic explosion as the rest of the class met someone who likes a japseye not a Goldeneye.

Falling In Love
2 Become 1 - Spice Girls
Perfect. That is all.

Fight Song
I Want That Man - Debbie Harry
Hardly a fight unless I was stalking someone and determined to get them. But I could do some disco as I fought I guess!

Breaking Up
Love's About To Change My Heart - Donna Summer
The title's good but High Energy disco maybe isn't the greatest mood setter for splitting up.

Prom
Chocolate - Kylie Minogue
Only if it was a strippers Prom and I was wanting to have nasty wanton sex like in an Aaron Spelling soapie

Life's OK
That's Me - Abba
Very jovial and life IS ok when listening to this song

Mental Breakdown
Land Of A Thousand Words - Scissor Sisters
For that slow mo scene where I take a flakey in the shower and there's no sound except the song watching me collapse into a pathetic wet heap in some bad clothes.

Driving
Sexual Guarantee - Alcazar
Good for bopping around to in the driving seat, singing like a linty.

Flashback
Total Eclipse Of The Heart - Bonnie Tyler
Turn Around Turn Around Turn Around bitch!! Is that enough flashing back? Especially if Bonnie was there aswell with her exceedingly high hair.

Getting Back Together
Dim All The Lights (12" mix) - Donna Summer
Perfect, and those 12 inches always help when getting back together.

Wedding
Nothing Really Matters - Madonna
Seen as it would be a gay wedding then it's quite apt, but only if we were being married somewhere that doesn't celebrate the mo's union.

Birth Of A Child
Mas Que Nada - Black Eyed Peas
For the birth, a cheery samba could do the trick to distract from the fact that the child would be covered in blood and shit.

Death Scene
Little Bird (Utah Saints Mix) - Annie Lennox
Nice try but a tad too adventurous even for me. It would be death by disco.

Funeral Song
Disco Inferno - The Trammps
Couldn't have asked for anything better except Donna Summer's Last Dance which I do want played at my funeral. There would be no inferno as I don't want cremated by reputation as a non stop automatic disco diva means that this song would have me lowered down with a spring in my step and the pall bearers could do a shoulder dance as they carry me!

End Credits
Reach Out and Touch - Diana Ross
I started with Miss Ross so it's only fitting that I finish with her. Not her greatest song but definitely poetic enough for my credits to roll.