Sunday, June 03, 2007

CUNTING TAXI

I just got a taxi home with my bezzie mate Jon. We wanted a stop off in city centre where Jon stays and then another one about 4 mins round town to my place and thr taxi driver decided to play funny buggers. He went the long long way to Jon's to lengthen his fare. I am a bit sloshed writing this and said out loud when Jon questioned his actions that he was just trying to increase his fare by going the long way.

This pisses me off with taxi drivers, it was a black cab so started off with a £4 surcharge and then built up to £7.20 because of his actions. What a cunt. I handed him a £10 note and waited for the exact change rather than round up to the nearest £ as i'm prone to do - despite my behaviours being distinctly Jewish, sometimes there's an exception to the rule - but anyway I waited until he gave me the exact £2.20 - the cunt. If I was drunker than I am I would have stuck my fingers down my throat and chundered all over his cab - the cunt! How dare he try and get a fly one over Miss Caress - the cunt?!!!! Taxi drivers in cit make a fortune with their higher than average fares and surcharges and boundary charges if they drive out of the city so why try and lengthen out a normal fare - greedy cunts - are you getting the picture. Next time I'm in a taxi I'm going to shit in his seat and then scarper - to pay for my over extended fare - and fingers crossed he'll be calling me "the cunt".

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

it should be 2.80 change cassie!!! and u work in a bank!

Lubin said...

This happened to me recently and I forced the taxi driver to turn his car round and go the way I wanted him to. He was really angry about it.