Sunday, November 11, 2007

LAST NIGHT A KYLIE SAVED MY LIFE

Went to a bit of a drinks thing last night at JonJon's. The Kylie Show was coming on and we cooed and aaahed and sang and danced at all the good parts and passed comments on her outfits, her wigs and her botox. She had some wild New Romantic Club Kids from Boombox in Hoxton looking utterly fabulous and crazy and had pulled some burlesque dancers over from Paris. It looked like it all cost a total bomb but her new tracks were fabulous. The comedy sketches cracked me up with her sister and then old flame Jason Donovan and who'd have thought Joan Collins could pop up right at the end of a Kylie show?!! We also managed to consume a bottle of Sourz and shitloads of vodka. I had made a chicken madras earlier on for my dinner and Jesus did I have heartburn. This damn this was hot hot hot but even tastier! Might need to go easier on the curries as I'm re-whitening my teeth again next week so it's water and bland food for 5 nights to get those pearly whites glowing in the dark like Ross from Friends.

Met HP last night who's been a sometime snog for over a year and gets a hardon very easily as he was happy to show me in the Polo Lounge last night but it was too hot and sweaty for shenanigans - I don't smoke but headed out twice with Cameron and Rod for a fag to cool down being the 28 year old menopausal gay boy that I am!

My iPod is still not working so I got in touch with an ex-shag who works in the Apple store in town to see if he can help. I couldn't be more fucked off with it as I downloaded mp3's of The Kylie Show and would love to have them on the pod for heading to work tomorrow so I can strut about but I may just be stuck with my other 1256 songs!!

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