MAYJAH SHIZ

The Broadway stagehands and the producers have finally reached an agreement so the Broadway shows are all back on!! Perfect timing for my trip to NYC. Stewart and I have been making some arrangements for a MAYJAH Hogmanay and then even more MAYJAH New York trip which is fab! He wants to get the shopping out of the way to visit Latino boy bars, which could be fun aswell but I'm not too sure of his thoughts on visiting Spanish Harlem looking for cock.....

Last night I went for dinner with the girls, Jon, Jon, Rod, David, Cameron and Julia. She made an Italian banquet fit for a queen and a king and it was lapped up - as was the wine and the straight codka shots - nothing like a civilised Thursday dinner party to start on vodka straight from the bottle! Somehow we got on to the topic of shit and allowing people to shit on you for sexual kicks - sometimes I feel like the total deviant as I wouldn't rule out the possibility if I had something to hold my nose, a shower cap and the guy was hot enough and it turned him on - this kind of escalated into a "I LOVE GUYS DUMPING ON ME" conversation which is totally not the case but we all have limits and boundaries when it comes to sex and some are more pronounced than others. Other than the shit talk it was a really wine flowing good laugh kinda night which is always good to have with your best friends.

I have now officialy completed all my Xmas shopping - not a single gift left to get which I'm well chuffed at. It means I'm not running about for my brother (my mum makes me buy his clothes from her and my dad as I have exquisite taste!) on Xmas Eve as I did the last two years. I have a fierce outfit myself for my works night out on Saturday night which I'm looking forward to - the hotel we're going to isn't far from my flat and I debated whether or not to invite my colleagues round for drinks first but thought better of it - there's nothing worse than some of the desperate housewives in my work who get out once a year to get shitfaced passed out in my spare room by 7pm.