TARGETS TO MEET

It's coming to that time of year where I read blogs and everyone's "reviewing" the year - what was hot, what was not and what was nothing more than lukewarm. I could be one of those blogs.

Don't worry I haven't forgotten about my Top 25 Camp Movies Of All Time post - I've been watching too much trash TV to pick up on the movies but I shall do so in due course.

I went to a fabulous bar opening last night and had a few drinks, it was very nice and I was out with my mates, except David who has decided to get cast in bloody Panto and is doing something like 7 shows a day from now until Xmas Eve - needless to say, he's the Panto Dame - there's nothing like a dame but I'm gagging to see him in drags, I have no doubt he'll be fierce as fuck.

And now back to the healthy eating plan - this was supposed to be in time for my trip to NYC but I'm struggling with motivation although the insults I received (in good humour-ish) last night were nothing short of scalding. And Michelle McManus was singing at the bar launch and she had less fat jokes thrown at her - although none would have missed her, she's got a big set of......lungs. It's fruit salad today and maybe some veg and off to the gym for Body Step tomorrow - this must happen, if I treat it like a sales target I know I will achieve it and that is what i shall do. My mate Rod who hasn't actually read this blog said last night he wanted a mention which he has now had and his moment is over now back to me.........

I'm reading this fabulous book called My Lucky Star - it's by Joe Keenan who wrote for Frazier and was an exec producer on Desperate Housewives. He also wrote the best episode they had for ages, last season's "Bang".

My Lucky Star centres around Philip Kavanaugh who is a screenwriter and heads to Hollywood with his writing partner Claire and their crazy friend Gilbert, who has a fabulous job offer - they meet reigning Hollywood heartthrob Stephen Donato and his screen legend mother Diana Malenfant. It's all glam hijinx with rentboys, vengeful DA's, Casablanca knockoffs, Hollywood madams and the kinkiest sex act I've ever read about -and I've read about a lot of kinky sex acts. Read it, if only for two lines....

"You're such a bossy bottom"

"Nicolette Sheridan is like the girl next door - if you live next door to a WHOREHOUSE!"

I have rarely laughed so much whilst reading - it's crazy and madcap and everything in between. What the reviewers like Oprah call a "must read". I guess I'm like Oprah except I've not left any man waiting like a beard for years whilst loving it up allegedly with a friend called Gayle and I let people read what they want!!