Wednesday, August 27, 2008

PET HATES PET LOVES

PET LOVES - Right now, watching Brothers & Sisters and drooling at the triple threat of Dave Annable, Matthew Rhys and Rob Lowe - incest with these brothers never looked so good!

PET HATES - When my vibrator died on me mid flow the other night and I had run out of batteries. I hate it when that happens.

PET LOVES - Reading other blogs and being ridiculously fascinated by other people's lives

PET HATES - Walking to work and breathing in people smoking near me. It fucks me off

PET LOVES - The feeling after a good workout

PET HATES - The feeling after bad sex when you're covered in spunk

PET LOVES - Waking up without the alarm going off

PET HATES - Having my 2nd bedroom look like a chinese laundry if I've got loads of washing to do.

PET LOVES - A great meal out with friends, drinking wine and having a fabulous time

PET HATES - That I'm too lazy to change some lightbulbs in my flat

PET LOVES - Going out on a Friday night and getting tanked on a litre of vodka - Swellen Ewing, eat your heart out!!

PET HATES - Feeling like Swellen Ewing the next day

PET LOVES - Watching a Bette Davis movie and being taken to a whole other world, inspired by her acting.

PET HATES - Listening to other people moan a lot.

PET LOVES - Looking at hot naked guys in the gym locker room

PET HATES - My nose

PET LOVES - Spending time with my "sisters". They mean the world to me

PET HATES - Hearing my neighbour sneeze. I heard him masturbate one night and it was not nice. Which surprised me considering I'm such a ho

PET LOVES - Having dirty sex with randoms when the notion takes me

PET HATES - Never having found "the one" yet. Maybe the previous point has negated this?!!

PET LOVES - Writing my blog

PET HATES - People who live through social networking sites - get out there, get your legs in the air, point your heels to Jesus and think of handbags

PET LOVES - Finding crazy drag performances on Youtube and such like, spending hours finding rare showtunes or tracks

PET HATES - Not finding rare music that I hunt for online!

PET LOVES - Bleaching my bathroom

PET HATES - The fact that the sun rises facing my bedroom so it's always brighter in the mornings.

PET LOVES - Dynasty!

PET HATES - Those cravate scarfs that gays are still wearing

PET LOVES - Sol-Angel & The Hadley Street Dreams album by Solange

PET HATES - Gay men who are under the age sof 22 and only know how to dance like strippers

PET LOVES - Barbra Streisand, Gloria Estefan and Donna Summer on a playlist on my iPod!

1 comment:

deemacgee said...

Get out there, get your legs in the air, point your heels to Jesus and think of handbags

BEST.
LINE.
EVER.

Oh, how I lol'd.

...also, out of curiosity - and I don't mean to pry - but... how does a guy use a vibrator?