PET LOVES - Right now, watching Brothers & Sisters and drooling at the triple threat of Dave Annable, Matthew Rhys and Rob Lowe - incest with these brothers never looked so good!
PET HATES - When my vibrator died on me mid flow the other night and I had run out of batteries. I hate it when that happens.
PET LOVES - Reading other blogs and being ridiculously fascinated by other people's lives
PET HATES - Walking to work and breathing in people smoking near me. It fucks me off
PET LOVES - The feeling after a good workout
PET HATES - The feeling after bad sex when you're covered in spunk
PET LOVES - Waking up without the alarm going off
PET HATES - Having my 2nd bedroom look like a chinese laundry if I've got loads of washing to do.
PET LOVES - A great meal out with friends, drinking wine and having a fabulous time
PET HATES - That I'm too lazy to change some lightbulbs in my flat
PET LOVES - Going out on a Friday night and getting tanked on a litre of vodka - Swellen Ewing, eat your heart out!!
PET HATES - Feeling like Swellen Ewing the next day
PET LOVES - Watching a Bette Davis movie and being taken to a whole other world, inspired by her acting.
PET HATES - Listening to other people moan a lot.
PET LOVES - Looking at hot naked guys in the gym locker room
PET HATES - My nose
PET LOVES - Spending time with my "sisters". They mean the world to me
PET HATES - Hearing my neighbour sneeze. I heard him masturbate one night and it was not nice. Which surprised me considering I'm such a ho
PET LOVES - Having dirty sex with randoms when the notion takes me
PET HATES - Never having found "the one" yet. Maybe the previous point has negated this?!!
PET LOVES - Writing my blog
PET HATES - People who live through social networking sites - get out there, get your legs in the air, point your heels to Jesus and think of handbags
PET LOVES - Finding crazy drag performances on Youtube and such like, spending hours finding rare showtunes or tracks
PET HATES - Not finding rare music that I hunt for online!
PET LOVES - Bleaching my bathroom
PET HATES - The fact that the sun rises facing my bedroom so it's always brighter in the mornings.
PET LOVES - Dynasty!
PET HATES - Those cravate scarfs that gays are still wearing
PET LOVES - Sol-Angel & The Hadley Street Dreams album by Solange
PET HATES - Gay men who are under the age sof 22 and only know how to dance like strippers
PET LOVES - Barbra Streisand, Gloria Estefan and Donna Summer on a playlist on my iPod!
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
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Get out there, get your legs in the air, point your heels to Jesus and think of handbags
BEST.
LINE.
EVER.
Oh, how I lol'd.
...also, out of curiosity - and I don't mean to pry - but... how does a guy use a vibrator?
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